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PEEING YOUR PANTS IS COOL
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PEEING YOUR PANTS IS COOL  The just-peed-yourself is now fashionable! The Wet Pants Denim company has just launched a range of denim jeans that, in its words, “are designed to mimic the aesthetic of urinary incontinence without the commonly associated discomfort.” The company is convinced that “there are people who actually do enjoy the ‘wet ’”. Each pair of jeans, individually stained by hand, retails £50 (or $75). The company’s range of jeans includes “blue denim with a dark blue crotch splotch; light gray denim with a dark gray spot; or white with yellow dye for that extra drop of realism” - see for the full range. Having anticipated considerable demand for these ‘wet , dry feel’ jeans on this site, I purchased a bulk order a discounted . So I can deliver these jeans to your door for £40 (or $60) a pair. Also I can cater for all sizes and can offer drainpipe or flared jeans. I can personally vouch for how authentic these jeans are; I peed myself yesterday and couldn't tell the difference between my wet jeans and the Wet Pants Denim jeans. now while stocks last! How many pairs of ‘wet ’ jeans would you like to ? What colour jeans would you like to purchase? And what are your measurements? For those who order five or more pairs of jeans, a complimentary copy of Carla K Long’s Who Peed My Pants? best- will come with your delivery!     |
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Unfortunately, at least for some readers, the Wet Pants Denim company has no plans “to offer clothing featuring spots the colour of other bodily emissions.” This is an obvious gap in the market that I intend to fill very shortly. Watch this space for the launch of a range of jeans with a no-smell brown crotch splotch!
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Yes, I read about this recently. I just pissed myself with laughter.
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OH SERIOUSLY.  If we order right now do we get a "not-so-fresh" set of worn panties with our order? Well Thats a New One Moving On, on HNW Using a Mirror During Sex [post 3312759] My Private Post - Tell Me ALL Your Secrets – Anything you write here is just between us
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8/20/2021 2:22 pm |
I'm a prostate cancer survivor from 19 years ago and as a result of the surgery i have been urinary incontinent for the past 19 years, ie, I drip. I have to wear an incontinence pad 24/7. Occasionally I have an "overflow accident". I cannot imagine any adult desiring this look of having peed in his pants.
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Hopefully this a joke? No thanks I will not be buying them.
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You could offer full-smell brown crotch splotch jeans if marketed as a "total sensory overload experience".  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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What will they think of next😯 The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness. 
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8/20/2021 5:35 pm |
Poncho and Cisco were riding across the desert...; Poncho: Hey Cisco.. Did u chit in yo pants........? NO, Poncho. I deed not.... A little. while later.. Cisco get off ur mule and drop za pants.... He does so...OM FU*King God.. Cisco!!!! I tath u meent today Poncho........
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Holy crap. I’ve been doing this to my jeans for years. And to find out you can just buy them? Dang. And all those years of using battery acid and a rock to make acid wash jeans. I’m just always a little behind the times. Have a great day! 💋 Staci
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Ok, really? That's news to me; ya mind if I pass? 🤔 Although, I've got an excuse if — heaven forbid — it ever happens. Thanks for the heads up. 😎 ❗ ❗ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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8/20/2021 7:05 pm |
Is this for real?????
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Crikey McP, been doing that for years, and now they're calling it art and fashion!!!! 
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We should all buy stock in the wet denim company. im sure some one will buy. Crazy stuff....Smh ~
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Oh gross ...
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Oh my God! Rest in piss dear Spunky  Sommaire Et la souffrance vgtale L'être idéal ? Un ange dévasté par l'humour. E.M. Cioran
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8/21/2021 4:24 am |
Hmmmm, I hear there's been a big order from the White in multiple size's. Ever body has to wear them so Ol' Joe won't be embarrassed!
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How many pairs of ‘wet look’ jeans would you like to buy? I believe ZERO  What colour jeans would you like to purchase? The ones I have are ok And what are your measurements? Very personal
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you are going to fill your pants soon??? 
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What an interesting read, I think I would have to pass on the wet jeans look as it's not for me. I hope you both enjoy a great weekend.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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Yes, I read about this recently. I just pissed myself with laughter.
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OH SERIOUSLY. If we order right now do we get a "not-so-fresh" set of worn panties with our order? Well Thats a New One Moving On, on HNW Using a Mirror During Sex [post 3312759] My Private Post - Tell Me ALL Your Secrets – Anything you write here is just between us
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I'm a prostate cancer survivor from 19 years ago and as a result of the surgery i have been urinary incontinent for the past 19 years, ie, I drip. I have to wear an incontinence pad 24/7. Occasionally I have an "overflow accident". I cannot imagine any adult desiring this look of having peed in his pants. Though maybe difficult to imagine, it's true that the Wet Pants Denim company have launched these jeans. Thanks for stopping by.
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Hopefully this a joke? No thanks I will not be buying them. Thanks for stopping by.
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You could offer full-smell brown crotch splotch jeans if marketed as a "total sensory overload experience".
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What will they think of next😯
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Poncho and Cisco were riding across the desert...; Poncho: Hey Cisco.. Did u chit in yo pants........? NO, Poncho. I deed not.... A little. while later.. Cisco get off ur mule and drop za pants.... He does so...OM FU*King God.. Cisco!!!! I tath u meent today Poncho........
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Holy crap. I’ve been doing this to my jeans for years. And to find out you can just buy them? Dang. And all those years of using battery acid and a rock to make acid wash jeans. I’m just always a little behind the times.
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Ok, really? That's news to me; ya mind if I pass? 🤔 Although, I've got an excuse if — heaven forbid — it ever happens. Thanks for the heads up. 😎 ❗ ❗
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Is this for real?????
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Crikey McP, been doing that for years, and now they're calling it art and fashion!!!!
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We should all buy stock in the wet denim company. im sure some one will buy. Crazy stuff....Smh ~
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Oh gross ...
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Fashion is so fickle nowadays! I remember when platform shoes, bell-bottom trousers and tank tops were cool!
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Oh my God! Rest in piss dear Spunky
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Hmmmm, I hear there's been a big order from the White in multiple size's. Ever body has to wear them so Ol' Joe won't be embarrassed!
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How many pairs of ‘wet look’ jeans would you like to buy? I believe ZERO What colour jeans would you like to purchase? The ones I have are ok And what are your measurements? Very personal
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you are going to fill your pants soon???
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What an interesting read, I think I would have to pass on the wet jeans look as it's not for me. I hope you both enjoy a great weekend..
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Your idea of a full-smell brown crotch splotch jeans sounds like a great idea. Shall we go into partnership? With the likely demand, I can't do it on my own!  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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I would be happy to operate in the areas where my expertise lies - on the Marketing and administrative side not production.
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9/2/2021 7:26 pm |
I will probably be doing this all too soon with out trying. getting old sucks.
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I will probably be doing this all too soon with out trying. getting old sucks. My Dad once advised me not to get old! Thanks for stopping by.
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