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Blogs > OneStrangeBeast > The Beast Burrow

Who designed this stupid thing anyway?  

OneStrangeBeast 52M  
2040 posts
10/10/2020 11:49 am

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10/10/2020 11:58 am
Who designed this stupid thing anyway?

What's up, citizens of East AFFington?

First of all... The Beast is aware that there's a Blog Beast creeping around out there, eating up certain words within blogs as if they were tacos. I'm not going to post my post inside the first comment or whatever it takes. I trust anyone who bothers to read blogs has enough Grey matter to figure out a missing word or two based on the surrounding context.
Now..... Pain Receptors. Who designed these stupid P.O.S. anyway? If it was a higher power, he/she/it must have passed the buck on that one to a subordinate.
You can do something to your body which doesn't actually cause any lasting damage or blood loss, yet your brain tells you that you're essentially dead inside of 3 minutes strictly from the trauma. Stubbing a toe is a great example. No broken bones, no blood loss... but pain register through the fucking roof. You'd rather just be shot in the head and get it over with.
On the other side of the coin, you have those times when you don't even realize anything has happened until you notice blood has been soaking your sock and you find a 3 inch gash in your shin. Even after the gash heals, you never quite get one hundred percent of the feeling back in that part of your leg.
Pardon The Beast for using the word, but this is a retarded system for pain recognition.

Now let's go kick the asses of all those West AFFingtonians! Who's with me?

BEAST OUT

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