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Blogs > secret_lade > Ramblings of the depraved.....

Have I died and gone to heaven??  

secret_lade 49F
14311 posts
5/5/2021 5:32 pm
Have I died and gone to heaven??

The Downstairs Nightmares have MOVED OUT!

Perhaps I've done my time and suffered enough in this world....

I noticed last night that their truck wasn't parked in the handicap spot in the parking lot and it was surprisingly quiet down there.

"You know, I haven't seen the downstairs' neighbors truck out there. It was pretty quiet down there last night, too."

"Duh, mom! They packed up a U-Haul yesterday and moved."

"They did?? When did they do that??? How do I not know this????"

"They did it before you got home yesterday."

"I think I need to sit for this....."

Feeling faint....

What is this I'm experiencing?

Is this.... Dare I say..... Euphoria??

"Do I detect a drama queen?"

Turning on her heel, the Spawn rolled her eyes and headed down the hall.

If she only knew how much misery these horrible people caused me!!

I had to know for certain they were actually gone so I snuck downstairs and out the door to peek into their doorwall to make sure.

What a nightmare!

They are definitely gone but they've left a disaster zone in their wake.

garbage bags sat in the middle of the empty apartment, full of garbage, one tipped on it's side with the trash spilling out. Empty liter pop bottles littered the dining area and the carpet doesn't appear have ever been vacuumed.

Don't forget, these people had 3 dogs who never went outside....

I can't even imagine how terrible that apartment smells. Cigarette smoke, dogs, filth.... I want dry heave just thinking about it.

I practically skipped back up the stairs my own apartment.

Why, yes Virginia.... There is a Santa Clause.

Happy Wednesday!

secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/7/2021 2:38 pm
    Quoting  :
I certainly hope so!! As for missing them... I will not be. LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/6/2021 3:42 pm
    Quoting citizen4722:
    Now you can have sweet smelling dreams instead of those nasty nightmares
Yes! I'm more than ready for some sweet smelling dreams.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/6/2021 3:41 pm
    Quoting Ultraviolet_Sol:
    I very humbly extend my gratitude for your kind remarks.

    (You actually inspired me to select this photo by your well recieved constructive criticism.)

    I hope you are having a pleasant day and or evening.
I did have a good day. Thank you.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/6/2021 3:40 pm
    Quoting TicklePlease:
    I know exactly how that feels, to have a crappy neighbor go away!!! My next door neighbor was using his pickup truck bed (parked right in front of his townhouse) as his own personal garbage dumpster and it took multiple calls to the county and finally the fucking police ( ! ) to get him to clean it up!!! Hopefully your new replacement neighbors will be much better!
I've got my fingers crossed!! It may be a while before that apartment is ready for new renters, I'm just hoping whoever it is, they're peaceful and quiet.

And, did he not drive that truck? Why would you pile your garbage in the back of your truck?


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/6/2021 3:37 pm
    Quoting  :
You know, these people MUST know they are just absolutely horrible, and they behave that way anyway. That makes it even worse. I've just come to the conclusion that most people suck.


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
5/6/2021 9:29 am

 Now you can have sweet smelling dreams instead of those nasty nightmares


Ultraviolet_Sol 43M
622 posts
5/6/2021 8:31 am

 I very humbly extend my gratitude for your kind remarks.

(You actually inspired me to select this photo by your well recieved constructive criticism.)

I hope you are having a pleasant day and or evening.
*. *. *


TicklePlease 56F  
13851 posts
5/6/2021 5:11 am

 I know exactly how that feels, to have a crappy neighbor go away!!! My next door neighbor was using his pickup truck bed (parked right in front of his townhouse) as his own personal garbage dumpster and it took multiple calls to the county and finally the fucking police ( ! ) to get him to clean it up!!! Hopefully your new replacement neighbors will be much better!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/6/2021 3:45 am
    Quoting sexygeo336:
    nice blog and i think maybe you have died and goe to heaven
I think maybe I have too!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/6/2021 3:45 am
    Quoting flannel_light:
    Hopefully the next ones will be quieter. Enjoy the peace and quiet for now
I am totally going to be enjoying the peace and quiet.... It's going to take them a bit to clean up that sty. I'm just really hoping the next neighbors will be more like me and the Spawn.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/6/2021 3:43 am
    Quoting lusty47male1:
    Just pray it is not the calm before the storm.
Bite your tongue!!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/6/2021 3:43 am
    Quoting 57FredFred:
    "In the end, the universe tends to unfold as it should."

    Enjoy your new found solitude!
I like that quote.... Thank you!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/6/2021 3:42 am
    Quoting 69ereatwetpussy:
    Happy Happy Joy Joy
    Good thing happened to those that wait.
    Enjoy your pease and quiet.
    Until the place gets fixed and new crazy move in.
Yep, I certainly will. I've got my fingers crossed that the next neighbors are a nice quiet family.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/6/2021 3:41 am

 I did when I was married.... It was nice.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/6/2021 3:41 am
    Quoting mc_justmc:
    sounds like my house after the El Douche train pulled out of town...
I'll bet it's been wonderful to have your house back! Woo Hoo!! Whatever you do, don't let them move back in with you! He's not used to being responsible on his own cause they've been with you for.... Well, I don't know, I just know its been a while.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/6/2021 3:37 am
    Quoting SirlickalotNM:
    I'm so happy for you, it's like a miracle. The management is going to freak out when they smell the horror show.
It is totally a miracle. They're going to have to gut that entire apartment. The blinds are orange from cigarette smoke, which means the walls are probably coated with it too. The carpet will have to be replaced, it looks so terrible, and their screen door is trashed. Plus, it's full of garbage!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/6/2021 3:35 am

 thank you


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/6/2021 3:34 am
    Quoting Ultraviolet_Sol:
    Niiccee!

    So happy for you. May you get decent neighbors that conduct themselves in a manner that ensures you rest, happiness, and peace of mind.

    Cheers.
You changed your profile pic.... I like this one better, I can see your eyes.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/6/2021 3:33 am
    Quoting lok4fun500:
    Good things come to those who wait! .....and yes, secret_lade, you and Virginia got it right..........there is a
    [image]
I really never thought I would see this day. I figured as terrible as they were, those nightmares would be lifers. I don't think the apartment manager knows they just kind of split.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/6/2021 3:31 am
    Quoting lindoboy100:
    Well that's great news McLade, I'm so pleased for you......you really like your apartment, so all going well you can now stay right where you are!
Keep your fingers crossed that when they rent it back out again, it's a nice, quiet family of some kind.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/6/2021 3:30 am
    Quoting MrWrong4RghtNow:
    Yes! I can move in there with my five cats, three dogs and bandmates from my grunge metal polka band!! Sound checks are at 2 am!! Woohoo
I take it back.... They are still there, dogs and all....


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/6/2021 3:29 am
    Quoting  :
I never thought about that aspect of it all.... There will be a next set of victims. These people were just plain terrible and the fact that they left their apartment full of garbage is just proof of it.


MrWrong4RghtNow 57M
2439 posts
5/6/2021 1:31 am

 Yes! I can move in there with my five cats, three dogs and bandmates from my grunge metal polka band!! Sound checks are at 2 am!! Woohoo
My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
5/6/2021 12:58 am

 Well that's great news McLade, I'm so pleased for you......you really like your apartment, so all going well you can now stay right where you are!


lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
5/5/2021 8:00 pm

 Good things come to those who wait! .....and yes, secret_lade, you and Virginia got it right..........there is a
[image]


Ultraviolet_Sol 43M
622 posts
5/5/2021 7:56 pm

 Niiccee!

So happy for you. May you get decent neighbors that conduct themselves in a manner that ensures you rest, happiness, and peace of mind.

Cheers.
*. *. *


topherific 61M
5209 posts
5/5/2021 7:39 pm

 i am so happy for you


SirlickalotNM 61M  
147 posts
5/5/2021 7:32 pm

 I'm so happy for you, it's like a miracle. The management is going to freak out when they smell the horror show.


alwaysthinking57 60M

5/5/2021 7:25 pm

 thank god I have a house with property


mc_justmc 63M

5/5/2021 7:24 pm

 sounds like my house after the El Douche train pulled out of town...


69ereatwetpussy 61M
6774 posts
5/5/2021 7:23 pm

 Happy Happy Joy Joy
Good thing happened to those that wait.
Enjoy your pease and quiet.
Until the place gets fixed and new crazy move in.


57FredFred 67M  
752 posts
5/5/2021 7:15 pm

 "In the end, the universe tends to unfold as it should."

Enjoy your new found solitude!


lusty47male1 66M
Ask me for a photo
454 posts
5/5/2021 6:13 pm

 Just pray it is not the calm before the storm.


flannel_light 61F
4586 posts
5/5/2021 6:10 pm

 Hopefully the next ones will be quieter. Enjoy the peace and quiet for now
The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness.


sexygeo336 42M
24 posts
5/5/2021 6:08 pm

 nice blog and i think maybe you have died and goe to heaven


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/5/2021 5:33 pm

 The Downstairs Nightmares have MOVED OUT!

Perhaps I've done my time and suffered enough in this world....

I noticed last night that their truck wasn't parked in the handicap spot in the parking lot and it was surprisingly quiet down there.

"You know, I haven't seen the downstairs' neighbors truck out there. It was pretty quiet down there last night, too."

"Duh, mom! They packed up a U-Haul yesterday and moved."

"They did?? When did they do that??? How do I not know this????"

"They did it before you got home yesterday."

"I think I need to sit for this....."

Feeling faint....

What is this I'm experiencing?

Is this.... Dare I say..... Euphoria??

"Do I detect a drama queen?"

Turning on her heel, the Spawn rolled her eyes and headed down the hall.

If she only knew how much misery these horrible people caused me!!

I had to know for certain they were actually gone so I snuck downstairs and out the door to peek into their doorwall to make sure.

What a nightmare!

They are definitely gone but they've left a disaster zone in their wake.

Two garbage bags sat in the middle of the empty apartment, full of garbage, one tipped on it's side with the trash spilling out. Empty two liter pop bottles littered the dining area and the carpet doesn't appear to have ever been vacuumed.

Don't forget, these people had 3 dogs who never went outside....

I can't even imagine how terrible that apartment smells. Cigarette smoke, dogs, filth.... I want to dry heave just thinking about it.

I practically skipped back up the stairs to my own apartment.

Why, yes Virginia.... There is a Santa Clause.

Happy Wednesday!


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