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The Adventures of Captain Tiny Dick and his trusty piss boy Dildo Fuck!
The Adventures of Captain Tiny Dick and his trusty piss boy Dildo Fuck! Another really stupid story! One day Captain Tiny Dick and his trusty piss boy Dildo Fuck were called upon to fight crime. A robbery was in progress. So they jumped into their Ford Pinto and were off to fight crime! Of course, Dildo Fuck wasn't allowed to sit in the front seat he had to lay down in the back of the Ford Pinto so he wouldn't be seen. Because he was a complete embarrassment to be seen by anyone. He was a complete dildo fuck! When they arrived at the scene of the crime. Of course, they were too late. The crime had already been committed and the criminals had long gone. Just as usual for Captain Tiny Dick and his dildo fuck to always be too late! Everyone laughed at them and mock them! They were reminded of that stupid president they once had named Donald Trump Always too little always too late! |
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3/31/2020 5:28 am |
By the way those are some nice pillows you got there! Do you mind if I take a nap? After all you did suggest it.
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3/30/2020 8:16 pm |
youre funny. but posts like this are SO easy for the trumpers to cite as "anti-trump hatred" and make it SO much easier for them to denounce your actual factual blogs as "just more anti-trump hate". they dont need any help being wrongly self-"rightous" and intolerant of and violent against any voice not "on their side". you have a lot of followers, including me. i like it so much better when you lead us up the high road. theres SO much there for us all to share. only bringing the truth will finally prevail. keep doing that and ill keep following. please? thanx
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3/30/2020 8:14 pm |
youre funny. but posts like this are SO easy for the trumpers to cite as "anti-trump hatred" and make it SO much easier for them to denounce your actual factual blogs as "just more anti-trump hate". they dont need any help being wrongly self-"rightous" and intolerant of and violent against any voice not "on their side". you have a lot of followers, including me. i like it so much better when you lead us up the high road. theres SO much there for us all to share. only bringing the truth will finally prevail. keep doing that and ill keep following. please? thanx
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3/30/2020 8:06 pm |
So now your sharing your life story..u are a pathetic fuck
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3/30/2020 8:04 pm |
Thanks. That's very sweet of you.
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3/30/2020 7:22 pm |
youre funny. but posts like this are SO easy for the trumpers to cite as "anti-trump hatred" and make it SO much easier for them to denounce your actual factual blogs as "just more anti-trump hate". they dont need any help being wrongly self-"rightous" and intolerant of and violent against any voice not "on their side". you have a lot of followers, including me. i like it so much better when you lead us up the high road. theres SO much there for us all to share. only bringing the truth will finally prevail. keep doing that and ill keep following. please? thanx
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3/30/2020 7:19 pm |
Unfortunately it's happening to all Americans
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So now your sharing your life story..u are a pathetic fuck
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youre funny. but posts like this are SO easy for the trumpers to cite as "anti-trump hatred" and make it SO much easier for them to denounce your actual factual blogs as "just more anti-trump hate". they dont need any help being wrongly self-"rightous" and intolerant of and violent against any voice not "on their side". you have a lot of followers, including me. i like it so much better when you lead us up the high road. theres SO much there for us all to share. only bringing the truth will finally prevail. keep doing that and ill keep following. please? thanx "well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"
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3/30/2020 10:27 am |
Another really stupid story! One day Captain Tiny Dick and his trusty piss boy Dildo Fuck were called upon to fight crime. A robbery was in progress. So they jumped into their Ford Pinto and were off to fight crime! Of course, Dildo Fuck wasn't allowed to sit in the front seat he had to lay down in the back of the Ford Pinto so he wouldn't be seen. Because he was a complete embarrassment to be seen by anyone. He was a complete dildo fuck! When they arrived at the scene of the crime. Of course, they were too late. The crime had already been committed and the criminals had long gone. Just as usual for Captain Tiny Dick and his dildo fuck to always be too late! Everyone laughed at them and mock them! They were reminded of that stupid president they once had named Donald Trump and his piss boy Mike Pence Always too little always too late!
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