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The Easiest Way To Get Noticed In A Crowd๐ถ... Is By Doing This...โ
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The Easiest Way To Get Noticed In A Crowd๐ถ... Is By Doing This...โ Unfortunately... I knew that assembly, was going be long and dull. Fortunately... I spied an empty seat next Linda, my favorite co-worker. Strategically... she had carefully chosen a place, at the back. And y'all know what happens at the back of a large meeting hall with a bunch of bored sales reps, right?  She whispered into my ear. "Paul... quick guess - how many people in this room had sex over the weekend?" Those managers probably hadn't. They strutted onto the stage with those expressionless gazes pasted on their faces - squinted into the bright lights - and then they posed. Yet, I had a feeling that sales, were ... and guess what? They were, although I could barely tell. As the figures flashed a huge screen, I heard a gush of "Ahh"s and then, a murmur of "Ooh"s. "They look average. What's so special about THAT number?" I nodded towards Linda while pointing. "For ... it has be at least, seven and a half, before I'll give it an 'Ooh'," she replied without blinking. The program droned on until eventually it touched other items on the agenda. They announced - amidst much applause and many hoots and hollers from his friends - that Robert, was getting married next weekend. Linda looked at . "Well... THAT'S an expensive way let everyone know that you're getting fucked on Saturday." The guy sitting in front of us, overheard Linda's remark and laughed loudly. People turned look at him. I covered my smile with my hands. As they were about declare the names of the winners - for a 'wild weekend of bungee jumping and tacos'- Linda leaned towards me and shared another thought. "I'm NEVER going to bungee jump. I was born because of a broken rubber and I'm not going to fucking die the same way." That guy in front of us, burst out laughing once again. He couldn't stop - as the whole auditorium turned and stared. Some people just can't keep it in. As for me? I was biting my lip real hard, as I thought... "Are business meetings the most inappropriate places to start laughing, or is there another place worse?" ..........................................  ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O |
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Humour usually lightens up any situation... and you might have an edge to be noticed. Unless, you're at a funeral. I went to a funeral once... and... uhmmm... and... Never mind. ๐ถ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Have you ever met a person who just cracked you up ; regardless of where you were and in spite of your effort to stifle a smirk? ๐ค ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Linda sounds like a really fun lady, and who knew business meetings could be so much fun, sounds like one hell of a meeting ya'll had there. I hope your Tuesday is just as fun.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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While someone is singing karaoke.... My ex-husband and I were at the bar and I was a little trashed. I laugh a lot when I'm drinking... Apparently it was unnerving to the karaoke lady as she decided to come over to our table and ask why I was laughing.
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Sounds like Linda needs to work on her 'indoor' voice. Laughing loudly in a library might not go over well. Or during a church service. Or any room that was totally silent - until you LOL'd. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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THAT.. was a great eulogy you offered. ๐๐โค๏ธโ That's something everyone should leave in their will. Jokes and funny anecdotes ONLY! โโโ๐ท๐ท ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Linda sounds like a really fun lady, and who knew business meetings could be so much fun, sounds like one hell of a meeting ya'll had there. I hope your Tuesday is just as fun.. I've seen worse... lol ๐ ๐ฎ I'll share other stories... โ๐ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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While someone is singing karaoke.... My ex-husband and I were at the bar and I was a little trashed. I laugh a lot when I'm drinking... Apparently it was unnerving to the karaoke lady as she decided to come over to our table and ask why I was laughing. Oops... Yep. Some of those singers take themselves WAY too seriously. So... ya had fun? ๐ค ๐๐ท๐ท ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Sounds like Linda needs to work on her 'indoor' voice. Laughing loudly in a library might not go over well. Or during a church service. Or any room that was totally silent - until you LOL'd. The people I've met in Sales are off the charts crazy and wild with uninhibited inner monologues. It's the nature of the beast. My career in accounting was similar... except... they kept their mouths shut. Sales? WE drove the company. Could they fire ALL of us. We would gang up on management and let them know how we felt. โ I learned some refreshing habits. Why keep things in? ๐ค ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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oh.. my... gosh... lol ๐ ๐ฎ Oops... Yep. Some of those singers take themselves WAY too seriously. So... ya had fun? ๐ค ๐๐ท๐ท
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2/18/2020 8:25 pm |
Linda sounds like my kinda lady!! Iโd have to be in the No I did not!
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2/18/2020 8:43 pm |
I like this Linda, she sounds like a hoot. Once, while very stoned at a dinner at my parents house, I was leaning on my fork trying to carve off a bite of chicken when my fork slid across my plate shoveling my rice across the table. When I burst out laughing the jig was up, they knew I was high.
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You definitely put a smile on my face.
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Linda sounds like my kinda lady!! Iโd have to be in the No I did not! Never broke out laughing at the wrong time? ๐ค lol ๐ ๐ฎ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I like this Linda, she sounds like a hoot. Once, while very stoned at a dinner at my parents house, I was leaning on my fork trying to carve off a bite of chicken when my fork slid across my plate shoveling my rice across the table. When I burst out laughing the jig was up, they knew I was high. Linda says what I want to say... many times. You'd laugh ๐ ๐ฎ I look forward to meetings when I get a chance to sit near her. lol ๐ If you work with someone like that, you know what I mean. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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You definitely put a smile on my face. A smile on your face? ๐ค There might be more than one way to do that. ๐ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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She's my 'inner monologue' at work.๐ I was a kid (one time) and I was at church. A friend and I started laughing. We couldn't stop. Until my mother slapped me in the head. ๐ฎ๐ถโ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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2/19/2020 6:48 am |
He must had thought of a funny joke! What he should had did was tell everyone the joke and then, maybe everyone would had laughed. Good blog!
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Most of the 'inappropriate' places to laugh have already been listed so I had to really think about this one. What came to mind is that I am often quite ticklish  (especially around my rib cage) after a great partner-induced orgasm. Not sure why, maybe it's all nerve endings have been aroused and are still tingling. After it happened a couple of times, I realized better to give a warning that it might happen and was not a reflection on skills.
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He must had thought of a funny joke! What he should had did was tell everyone the joke and then, maybe everyone would had laughed. Good blog! I don't think I'd have the guts... lol ๐ ๐ฎ ๐ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Most of the 'inappropriate' places to laugh have already been listed so I had to really think about this one. What came to mind is that I am often quite ticklish (especially around my rib cage) after a great partner-induced orgasm. Not sure why, maybe it's all nerve endings have been aroused and are still tingling. After it happened a couple of times, I realized better to give a warning that it might happen and was not a reflection on skills.Good tip, by the way. I wonder if I'll ever be able to test it out. ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฅโญโ๐ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Ya got that, did ya? ๐ ๐ฎ ๐ You and me in a theatre? Omg lol ๐ ๐ฎ It would be a scream. But THAT'S why I have a living ๐ room with a tv ๐บ. We'd have a blast. Although I don't know how much of the movie we'd see. ๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ Isn't it fun to be that person, providing the commentary... lol ๐ Moi? Acerbic? ๐ค hmmm... Sure... Can I have a spritz of lime with that? ๐ท๐ท๐น ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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How about when you're stuck on a dentist's chair Paul - your mouth wide open and you're supposed to keep still, and you think of something funny and want, then 'have' to laugh?! Happened to me - must have been nerves, eh?! Yep, and I really always enjoy your stories! ..... And always 'hold onto all those sexy thoughts'! (Remember if you feel like taking part in some sexy fun then click here!) Come on Some Sketch Fun And Now How About 39Me39 Watching 39You39 If you39d like that Please Comment - So if you would like - click here as well!
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How about when you're stuck on a dentist's chair Paul - your mouth wide open and you're supposed to keep still, and you think of something funny and want, then 'have' to laugh?! Happened to me - must have been nerves, eh?! Yep, and I really always enjoy your stories! They always ask you questions when your mouth is pried open. ๐ณ ๐ฏ ๐ท๐ท๐น ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I am late to the party but the bungee comment still has me laughing- yep and the only living tings being disturbed are my kitties- Sidney actually came in the room and yawned at me when I couldnt quit-set me off again- Really kitty am I THAT boring When I went to see "Blades of Glory" I laughed so much I thought I was going to be asked to leave PS Do I get a new car for posting a comment LOL (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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I am late to the party but the bungee comment still has me laughing- yep and the only living tings being disturbed are my kitties- Sidney actually came in the room and yawned at me when I couldnt quit-set me off again- Really kitty am I THAT boring When I went to see "Blades of Glory" I laughed so much I thought I was going to be asked to leave PS Do I get a new car for posting a comment LOL Blades was a funny movie... ๐๐ฎ๐ A car? ๐ Sure... ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐นโ๐ท๐ท ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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omg I need to meet this Linda and become friends with her lol
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omg I need to meet this Linda and become friends with her lol Laughter is a good medicine, isn't it? ๐ค ๐ท๐ท๐ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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