favorite saying  

GEMMADOYLE1 55F
41 posts
5/4/2021 8:14 am
favorite saying


Do you have a favorite saying that sometimes confuses others?
or just a fav saying.

GEMMADOYLE1 55F
28 posts
5/4/2021 8:15 am

Mine is ' If you can't make me laugh, you can't make me orgasm' .

If you laugh, you relax.


HAMONMAN 61M
10877 posts
5/4/2021 9:36 am


You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him tap-dance.


redrockrascal 62M
22794 posts
5/4/2021 11:16 am

see my sig line

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


GEMMADOYLE1 55F
28 posts
5/4/2021 12:20 pm

    Quoting HAMONMAN:

    You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him tap-dance.
. omg, i can't stop laughing. thanks


GEMMADOYLE1 55F
28 posts
5/4/2021 12:23 pm

i agree with the fear one, i have this issue .


mufdiver69er2 60M  
1590 posts
5/4/2021 3:37 pm

my favorite is when someone says..cant we all just get along? and my answer is...we havnt since cain killed able..what makes ya think we gonna start now? my 2nd fave is..i wonder if that asshole could drive better with that phone up his/her ass...

woop woop


GEMMADOYLE1 55F
28 posts
5/4/2021 7:53 pm

    Quoting mufdiver69er2:
    my favorite is when someone says..cant we all just get along? and my answer is...we havnt since cain killed able..what makes ya think we gonna start now? my 2nd fave is..i wonder if that asshole could drive better with that phone up his/her ass...


forgotforgetting 54M
7547 posts
5/6/2021 3:30 pm

I have lots of them actually. It depends on the occasion. A couple I've used a lot in recent years:

" Lovers of the law and sausage should never watch either being made. " - Otto von Bismark

" The greatest argument against democracy is a 10 minute conversation with the average voter. " - Winston Churchill

Of course one of favorite to use with my students " I apologize for the length of this letter but I didn't have time to write a short one. " - Mark Twain

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde


GEMMADOYLE1 55F
28 posts
5/6/2021 5:43 pm

    Quoting forgotforgetting:
    I have lots of them actually. It depends on the occasion. A couple I've used a lot in recent years:

    " Lovers of the law and sausage should never watch either being made. " - Otto von Bismark

    " The greatest argument against democracy is a 10 minute conversation with the average voter. " - Winston Churchill

    Of course one of favorite to use with my students " I apologize for the length of this letter but I didn't have time to write a short one. " - Mark Twain
All 3 good quotes. I guess i was hoping for sayings that were original to the person posting, not famous quotes.


forgotforgetting 54M
7547 posts
5/7/2021 8:24 am

    Quoting GEMMADOYLE1:
    All 3 good quotes. I guess i was hoping for sayings that were original to the person posting, not famous quotes.
Ah. When discussing some recent legislative actions I have been referring to it as " yo-yo " politics. Not particularly funny but I think it is accurate.

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde


GEMMADOYLE1 55F
28 posts
5/7/2021 5:34 pm

    Quoting forgotforgetting:
    Ah. When discussing some recent legislative actions I have been referring to it as " yo-yo " politics. Not particularly funny but I think it is accurate.
I would say that is very accurate, heck, the last 4 years have been 'yoyo politics.


forgotforgetting 54M
7547 posts
5/8/2021 9:48 am

    Quoting GEMMADOYLE1:
    I would say that is very accurate, heck, the last 4 years have been 'yoyo politics.
I agree! The last 4 years have been beyond disappointing.

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde


backpocket13 47M
8996 posts
5/12/2021 11:49 am

Hey Gemma,
.......”See Ya in the Funny Papers” is one of my favorites, along with “There are many a slip betwixt the cup and the lip”...........
Sinfully Yours, backpocket13


GEMMADOYLE1 55F
28 posts
5/12/2021 5:07 pm

    Quoting backpocket13:
    Hey Gemma,
    .......”See Ya in the Funny Papers” is one of my favorites, along with “There are many a slip betwixt the cup and the lip”...........
    Sinfully Yours, backpocket13
I used to have a friend who used to say ' see ya in the funny papers' . brings back good memories. I'm not quite sure what the other one means.


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