I'm a "girlfriend" at the pub! A stranger on the internet said so, it must be true! 😄  

IVFalternative 48M
218 posts
9/11/2019 1:40 am
I'm a "girlfriend" at the pub! A stranger on the internet said so, it must be true! 😄

Please read the first comment before answering the poll.

The question I put to you, fellow bloggers:

Which is the superior example of masculinity?
the "man" who likes to pick on women, trans, overweight people etc, from the safety of the internet
the one who at some risk to himself, for the benefit of others, resolved a potentially violent situation


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IVFalternative 48M
437 posts
9/11/2019 1:42 am

In the comments on my last blog, I was told that women want me as a girlfriend at the pub and that none of them have sex with me.

I would have thought that I knew more about my sex life than a stranger from another country who has never met me but apparently not. I must have hallucinated my sex life!

Now being called a girl or girly or woman doesn't bother me in the slightest. I can see how it might appear insulting if you view women as lesser beings. 🤔 That's got nothing to do with me because it's not my attitude. The last time a guy tried to insult me this way in real life I replied "Sure, but I'm a very ugly girl with no pussy and a really big clitoris".

Shortly afterwards, I met a bisexual woman who had just had a lesbian relationship of over 20 years break up. I said to her "If guys judge me to be to be a girl it's not very fair if you judge me as a man", her face lit up "You're right!" and she became my FWB for about a year.

Hey, idiot! I'm going to use your attempted insult to get me some extra good bisexual pussy! Thanks for the help 👍

In replying to the comments, I touched on an incident I will now describe in more detail. I've been going to a new pub for about four weeks. On Saturday there was a group of teenagers rough housing and playing basketball in the parking lot next to the beer garden. The way they were acting we suspected they were on meth or something but who knows. (Perhaps internet idiot knows, because he wasn't there). One of them had a steel pipe he was swinging around.

Some of the other patrons were quite worried about it, the security guy and the manager were watching them from across the carpark. When the guy with the pipe laid it on the ground, I walked across the carpark as if I was leaving. When I got near the pipe I picked it up, turned, walked back to the pub and handed it to the security guard.

You should have seen the look of alarm on the guy's face when I picked it up. Hilarious! And the look of gratitude on the security guard's face when I gave it to him. My welcome at that pub is assured.

So, the question I put to you, fellow bloggers:

Which is the superior example of masculinity?

1 - the "man" who likes to pick on those he perceives as weak, women, trans, overweight people etc, from the safety of the internet

Or

2 - the one who at some risk to himself, for the benefit of others, resolved a potentially violent situation without resorting to violence

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dogslife2live01 67M
1197 posts
9/11/2019 2:45 am

let me think
let me think
picking up a pipe from the ground... or insulting someone on the net
assuming that the pipe could have had a spike in it, and the internet crazy may have been a sniper with some black ops from g$d knows what country... i would say the more courageous act of raw masculinity was picking up the pipe barehanded.
bravo bravo bravo
i chose the pipe because the was a 50/50 chance that it was covered with a toxic substance... with the sniper you would have zero chance

there is a world of difference between insanity and stupidity


IVFalternative 48M
437 posts
9/11/2019 2:51 am

    Quoting dogslife2live01:
    let me think
    let me think
    picking up a pipe from the ground... or insulting someone on the net
    assuming that the pipe could have had a spike in it, and the internet crazy may have been a sniper with some black ops from g$d knows what country... i would say the more courageous act of raw masculinity was picking up the pipe barehanded.
    bravo bravo bravo
    i chose the pipe because the was a 50/50 chance that it was covered with a toxic substance... with the sniper you would have zero chance
Admittedly it wasn't a big risk but since the security guard wasn't game to do it I don't think it was zero risk either.

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Heathen_G 60M
6751 posts
9/11/2019 3:09 am

The answer is 2, of course.

But I can read that you are upset because I told you contrary to your moms teachings.

What I told you;

Never introduce yourself to women as wanting to be her friend.
Never approach a table full of women, telling them all I want to be your friend. Always wait for the woman you want to leave that herd and then you make your move.
Women friendzone men. Men, to get out of the friendzone ignore the woman. She wonders why he is ignoring her and comes around, or walks away.
Men can not friendzone women. He's just telling her he is gay, or not sexually into her.....being that she is woman with a pussy, she just seeks another man who has the confidence to tell her he wants sex with her..

As I said, I have no doubt women approach you for your number, but it's not for sex with you.... they want you to be one of her girlfriends , friendzoned.


IVFalternative 48M
437 posts
9/11/2019 3:16 am

    Quoting Heathen_G:
    The answer is 2, of course.

    But I can read that you are upset because I told you contrary to your moms teachings.

    What I told you;

    Never introduce yourself to women as wanting to be her friend.
    Never approach a table full of women, telling them all I want to be your friend. Always wait for the woman you want to leave that herd and then you make your move.
    Women friendzone men. Men, to get out of the friendzone ignore the woman. She wonders why he is ignoring her and comes around, or walks away.
    Men can not friendzone women. He's just telling her he is gay, or not sexually into her.....being that she is woman with a pussy, she just seeks another man who has the confidence to tell her he wants sex with her..

    As I said, I have no doubt women approach you for your number, but it's not for sex with you.... they want you to be one of her girlfriends , friendzoned.
The answer is 2, of course.

Good that you acknowledge I'm a superior example of masculinity compared to you. You're making real progress 👍

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EnigmaInitiative 51F  
342 posts
9/11/2019 5:46 am

The answer, for me, will ALWAYS be number two.

Resolution

Kindness Matters


IVFalternative 48M
437 posts
9/11/2019 6:12 am

    Quoting EnigmaInitiative:
    The answer, for me, will ALWAYS be number two.

    Resolution

    Kindness Matters
Thanks. I think that would be pretty clear to most people but the blogger in question is sure he knows a lot of things that just aren't true.

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kk_dream_flyer76 42M
38 posts
9/11/2019 2:10 pm

You are a true hero


Wonder167 52F  
3931 posts
9/11/2019 2:28 pm

Oh boy.....Let me just say that some of us do not know all the ins and outs of relationships!


IVFalternative 48M
437 posts
9/11/2019 8:59 pm

No, I'm a criminal trying to make up for past misdeeds.

Some of my actions have indeed been heroic, but the list of terrible things I've done is much longer.

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IVFalternative 48M
437 posts
9/11/2019 9:05 pm

    Quoting Wonder167:
    Oh boy.....Let me just say that some of us do not know all the ins and outs of relationships!
All of us have limited experience. It could be said that none of us know all the ins and outs of relationships.

Certainly many of my experiences are completely contrary to commonly accepted wisdom. That doesn't mean those experiences aren't real but I can understand why people have a hard time believing my stories.

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Grangeroanonimo 41M
88 posts
9/12/2019 7:46 pm

Hay que vivir el momento para que complicarse la vida


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