Some fun questions
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Posted:Nov 17, 2013 7:28 pm
Last Updated:Jan 24, 2021 10:17 am
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Time for some fun questions! Feel free to repost these on your own blog!
1. When is the last time you masturbated?
2. You have me for one hour...and sex is not an option...what do we do?
3. What is your favorite funny movie?
4. Would you rather see me naked or in lingerie? What kind of lingerie?
5. What are your favorite pizza toppings?
6. Describe this photo in three words or less
7. Do you consider yourself monogamous or polyamorous?
8. What is your alcoholic beverage of choice?
9. Would you let me tie you down and pleasure you?
10.Which celebrity do you find most attractive?
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fbookhookups.com Questionaire
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Posted:Oct 3, 2011 3:36 pm
Last Updated:Nov 4, 2020 5:58 pm
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1. First, give us your basic info: Age, location, marital status, a vague reference to your career choice, and length of time on fbookhookups.com.
2. How did you select your fbookhookups.com name?
3. What brought you to fbookhookups.com?
4. Would you say your experiences here have been what you expected? If not, why not?
5. Do any of your non-fbookhookups.com friends or family members know that you're on the site?
6. What is the best thing about fbookhookups.com?
7. What's it really like being a single woman or couple on this site?
8. What is the sexiest part of a man's anatomy?
9. What could a man do to impress you and make you want to meet them?
10. What is the kinkiest thing that you've ever done?
11. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
12. Your Bucket List, please...
13. Tell us a secret...
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Found This and Wanted to Share LOL
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Posted:Sep 23, 2011 12:59 pm
Last Updated:May 22, 2012 9:06 pm
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"You've all seen it ,all these men claiming that their c ock is "long and thick" but their pictures certainly don't agree.
You will not believe the way some men come up with some truly insane and inaccurate ways to measure their c ocks.
Here are some facts and guidelines for measuring.
Don't cheat guys.
First, LENGTH.
Men say things like "My c ock is long and thick" and that's just as true as "I can eat p ussy all night long." Give it a F UCKING REST!! The ONLY valid way to measure your d ick length is to take an old-fashioned wooden school ruler, place it flat on TOP of your d ick, and push it into your pelvis as far as you can, or until you draw blood. Looking down from above, where your d ick ends is how long your d ick is.
Read it and weep. It does not get any longer than that. If you know what "parallax error" is, then you know that this actually makes your d ick measure a quarter inch longer than it really is.
Now, you uncut unlucky sons of b itches, you're a special case. Your prepuce DOES NOT COUNT for your d ick length. If you're really ignorant, "prepuce" is your foreskin, the male anatomical part most commonly regarded as the most repugnant, rejectable, and disposable part of a man. Besides his personality.
Do NOT measure your prepuce as being part of your d ick length. When you have your d ick inside your f uck partner, your prepuce always slides back, so the only length they can feel is from your urethral opening and back. Your uncut d ick is a d ick and not a fin fish as defined in the Texas Parks and Wildlife Fishing and Hunting Regulations. Pinching a fin-fish's tail to make it long enough to keep is not the same as pinching your prepuce to make your d ick long enough to f uck. Remember fellas. You carry a d ick, you are not a game fish, so skin it before you measure it.
For length, use the school ruler method. If you are actually longer than a 12-inch ruler, you should either say "12 inches plus" or else get a God d amn yardstick from the sewing store. And don't forget to call me.
Using a carpenter's tape measure does NOT count. If it did, you would be hooking the end of the tape in your ass hole and measuring your d ick that way. For those trying this at home, YOUR SICK KINK DOES NOT COUNT!!
Next, GIRTH.
Girth is a technical term that means "How big around it is." I know I've been using a lot of technical terms here. Get over it. Get a dictionary. And NO, that is NOT a book that tells you how large your p enis is, except a few of you have your pictures next to words like "inflated" "exaggerated" "mendacity" and "fraud." And -- I left out "laughable" and "miniscule."
The only accurate way to measure the girth of your d ick is with a flexible tape measure, the kind you can get at the sewing or craft store or can borrow from your "gay-clothing-designer" best friend. You measure your girth by wrapping the tape measure around the AVERAGE-SIZED part of the shaft of your c ock. And you cannot measure the "width" of your c ock, because c ocks are oval-shaped in cross-section and not all proportionately equal in width by depth. Girth counts. Please don't say that your d ick girth is how WIDE it is, because if your d ick were that wide it would not be your penis, it would be the tail of a beaver.
And when you measure girth, wrap the tape just one time. Got that? One time. If you have one of those mushroom-headed c ocks, DO NOT say your d ick girth is the circumference of your mushroom head. That's a f ucking lie, and you know it. If there's an inch difference between your mushroom head and its supporting structure, and if you think it matters, report both numbers separately. I've been told that some d ick recipients like a big-ass d ick head and a slender shaft to push it in and out. In this case, accurate reporting will get you more asses that actually want YOUR individual d ick.
AVERAGE:
To give you an idea of what's "average," Six inches are considered "average." This is what we girls mostly get. Therefore, as long as the d ick owner has a clue of what he's doing, it usually works. If he does not know, then d ick length is totally irrelevant because he's a lousy f uck, no matter what. I don't know if women prefer larger, average, or smaller c ocks but I do know that p ussies can stretch a lot more than rectums, so at least in theory, a p ussy can fit a huge d ick better than a rectum can. Therefore your a ss-pounding mileage may vary.
If your c ock is shorter than average, you may have to work on having a nice personality and good sexual techniques. Whatever you do, just don't lie. We are not blind. We can see you have a tiny d ick. Be a nice person and a good lover, or get used to j acking off. J acking off ALL THE TIME.
As far as girth, do note that "average" girth is proportional to length. Work out the numbers yourself. I am not in the business of measuring thousands of d icks to determine "average" girth, or "average" girth vs. length.
But here are a couple of numbers to make you shut your mouth.
A standard 12 oz beer can (Miller, Bud, NOT Coors) is approximately 8 inches in girth. So if you claim to have a "beer can d ick" you better be close to this. Also remember that a standard 12 oz beer can is only 4 3/4 inches tall / long. That means that your "beer can" d ick is nearly 20% shorter than average, and too fat to use. Don't believe me? In the privacy of your own home, try wrapping your lips around a beer can.
Next measure, a toilet paper roll. The toilet paper roll is just shy of 5 1/2 inches in girth. Again, in the privacy of your own home, maybe the next time you're sitting on the toilet j acking off (that may be right now for some of you), see if you can put your d ick inside the toilet paper roll. If you can, then your d ick girth is LESS than 5 1/2 inches.
I won't offer any smaller standards for d ick girth comparison, because some of you might get your feelings hurt.
I will finish with this -- DO NOT use a p enis pump when you measure, unless you use the same p enis pump every time you show your erection to another person. That should be a much greater embarrassment to you than knowing your d ick isn't as big around as a beer can and you don't need a yardstick to see how long it is.
Now guys, you really need to QUIT LYING and MEASURE UP to the truth. Whether you have a big c ock or a pencil d ick, there are enough people in the world who want different sizes of d icks that you will have NO trouble getting a ss. For those who have lied to me about how big your c ock is, you are nothing but a d ick with a small d ick."
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sharing that cock
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Posted:Jul 30, 2011 10:41 am
Last Updated:May 22, 2012 9:06 pm
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What do you say?
I love to please a woman, and I'm hoping to find a compatible sexual partner, leading to more is not currently in the game plan - But like all good coaches I'm open to possibility.
I'm hoping to be a _____________ just for you (pick one; sex toy, sex slave, sexual friend, living dildo, stunt cock on call, oral fiend, personal masseuse, fuck friend; etc)
My favorite part of sex is FOREPLAY, and watching you become more responsive to me. I absolutely love exploring and learning my partners' body.
I'm hoping you enjoy lots of _______________
I think I'm really good at_________________; but I'm hoping you'll be the one to decide.
I absolutely love to ______________, and for you I could carry on with that for hours.
___________ gets me off, and I have a serious fetish for _______________
I could _____________ all night, and for days even, so I hope you're up for the challenge!
Love watching ___________
The smell of ________________ is a turn on to me, hope it is to you too.
Would like to try __________ ___________ __________ _________ and ___________ ... hope you have experience or a sense of adventure!
Have done __________ ______________ _________ ____ oh and ____________ but I'd really like another shot at ____________ with you ...
I enjoy using ____________ and playing with _________, even though others may not.
Getting my freak on sexually is a (pick one)
must have
rare occurrence
special treat
undesired supposition
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