Good morning Monday!
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Posted:Jan 4, 2021 2:50 am
Last Updated:Jan 5, 2021 2:19 pm
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What better way start the day than a cat claw the lip!
Hoo-ha!!
That's definitely a first for ....
We don't call her the Tillinator for nothing!
Next on her agenda?
Find Sarah Connor, destroy her new cat toy, nap on the couch, trample Tokyo.
So, I realized yesterday, when I was doing my rolling- stop grocery pick- order...
That was the first time I'd left my apartment weekend...
When I got home from work Thursday I put my pajamas and that was she wrote.
With the pandemic social distancing and the closing of everything....
of the stuff I used do in my free time just feels like ancient history.
Time to start researching some winter destinations and finding reasons to get out and go.
I've also been considering getting back to the gym again. Now that the virus isn't cycling around my workplace anymore, I don't feel like I could potentially spread it to others at the gym.
Today sounds like the day to give them a call and get activated again!
Happy Monday!
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It's January 2nd....
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Posted:Jan 2, 2021 3:59 pm
Last Updated:Jan 5, 2021 2:27 am
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Two days into the new year and I've already received the 'last minute cancelled plans' !
Fantastic!
What better way to start the year off right....
Going forward, going to this kind of stuff as a sign, a red flag. The saying is true, if someone really wants to spend time with you...
They will find a way.
done investing my time in people who aren't invested in me.
It's time for a change.
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Posting now, straight from the bubble bath....
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Posted:Jan 1, 2021 5:58 pm
Last Updated:Jan 7, 2021 3:24 am
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So, I had the day off today!
Perfect day to get drunk on mimosas by noon and nap until 5:18 pm....
It's amazing, really.
I'm currently sitting in my tub, listening to Journey singing about the small town , waiting for my charcoal/clay exfoliating mask dry.
I feel like 2021 is going be a good year!
At least, it's my goal make it so....
I finally ended up blocking Mr. Roadglidemw.... should have done that months ago. I'm not quite sure what I did get him so pissed, but his new profile pic is one of him flipping off the camera. I had no idea I could insight such hostility in 2 simple responses.
Not going let it get me down though....
Cause, I know, I'm a good person.
I may have a dirty mind and like do naughty stuff, but I have a good heart.
Besides....
It's a new year!
Time for a fresh start! Who's with me?!?
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Day 3 Update
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Posted:Dec 31, 2020 3:39 am
Last Updated:Jan 2, 2021 4:23 am
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I'm please report, the bruise is healing nicely.
I did take it easy last night and kept it elevated and corned....
Yah, I said corned!
I took a bag of frozen corn out of the freezer and crunched it a little so it would mold around my thigh.
Worked like a charm!
And, it gave a reason cook something containing CORN!
Plus, Plus!!
that leg elevating gave the free time look a recipe for a chili con carne that was very tasty!
On an unrelated side note...
It's been a while since I've seen an article or story anywhere of Jesus appearing in a tree knot or piece of toast so, I've done an close and personal of my injured leg. Perhaps he is there?
Happy Thursday
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Today's fbookhookups.com Highlights
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Posted:Dec 29, 2020 10:44 pm
Last Updated:Dec 31, 2020 3:55 pm
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A huge thank you goes to Roadglidemw (don't worry, I have not shared his entire screenname for terms and conditions sake) for being the most persistent asshole on fbookhookups.com today!
And, for that....
You get the honors of having an entire blog post dedicated to you!
Enjoy!
May you one day receive the same wonderful compliment you bestowed upon me...
very interested I would like to know more about you and of course see a picture least
1/3/2018 6:43 pm
Do you have other pictures other than your feet
7/20/2020 6:31 pm
hey
8/31/2020 7:41 pm
Feet really
/26/2020 2:05 pm
Why does it matter what I use as a profile pic?
/26/2020 6:22 pm
It doesn't, just wanted to see your face
/29/2020 :53 pm
Sorry about my other text, can I see a picture please
/7/2020 6:44 pm
[Phone Number] [Name] lets just chat
//2020 7: pm
Can I see a picture or atleast a body picture pretty please
/29/2020 7:45 pm
sorry, but not going to share a picture with you.
/29/2020 7:55 pm
Ok
/29/2020 :05 pm
not touching your feet weirdo
/29/2020 :06 pm
Especially with huge angles
/29/2020 :07 pm
Fucking retard
/30/2020 : am
I have not asked you to touch anything, not do I want you to. I have not reached out to you nor solicited anything from you. I do, however, have a blog following on here that will now get the opportunity to see what type of behavior you bestow upon others.
/30/2020 1:18 am
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What could be more attractive than a giant bruise on my upper thigh?
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Posted:Dec 29, 2020 4:37 pm
Last Updated:Dec 31, 2020 3:57 pm
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It truly is a sight to behold....
All injured and painful, it's going to be a disgusting little sight when it finally starts to heal.
At this point... It hasn't even finished turning purple yet. I'm kind of afraid to see what it will look like tomorrow!
This is all Deputy Don's fault for putting 8 table tops on a cart and expecting me to hold them up while he makes a 90 degree turn into a door.
Of COURSE this would end in disaster with me trying to save them from falling everywhere.
Save them... I did not.
Everywhere.... They went!
Yah.....
What did he expect?? They weighed, like, a thousand pounds!
Day 1
Day 2
Can't WAIT to see what day 3 looks like....
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I am woman, hear me roar!
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Posted:Dec 28, 2020 4:30 pm
Last Updated:Dec 30, 2020 3:49 am
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The break room tables I ordered last week came today...
Unassembled and without any predrilled holes for assembly.
Fantastic!!
In true office girl form, I accepted this challenge and set out to take on this project head on.
With the help of Deputy Don, 9 break room tables (in pieces) were removed from 18 boxes and assembled in a 2 hour span.
I am now a complete fan of power drills! Fun!!
Boss #2 had asked in the 2 o'clock meeting for volunteers help , but the fucktards I work with were all 'too busy' to do any helping...
It's amazing how many of them found the time to come back and check out the progress, though.
You can stand around and bullshit for 20 minutes but you couldn't take 20 minutes to put a table together with me?
Yah....
I'll be remembering that the next time someone comes to me for help.
Happy Monday!
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Look at me... All fancy and shit!
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Posted:Dec 27, 2020 2:52 pm
Last Updated:Jan 14, 2021 10:52 pm
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It's like, I'm not even in my own kitchen anymore!
For Christmas this year my Middle gave a pc set of Cuisinart pots and pans.
I have never owned a matching set of pots and pans...
Let alone decent ones.
Not going lie...
It brought some tears these eyes.
I've always been that person that just made due with what I had and if I needed something, I'd go buy it. So, I literally spent the majority of my adult life with mismatched fry pans and pots with lost lids.
In a strange way....
I feel just a little bit more like a bona fide, put-together adult.
Fancy dishes... Check!
Fancy knife bloc.. Check!
Fancy cookware... Check Check!!
Now I just need master a few decent recipes and find someone cook for who will appreciate my cooking!
Cause, unless it's mac and cheese, the Spawn ain't eating it....
Happy Sunday!
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Quote of the Day
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Posted:Dec 26, 2020 10:39 pm
Last Updated:Dec 28, 2020 3:37 am
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"Why is Judge Judy the cover of so many magazines?"
The Spawn and I were at the check out waiting for the customer ahead of us to finish .
Glancing around....
"What magazines are you looking at? I don't see her anywhere."
", I thought that was Judge Judy."
She was looking at pictures of Ruth Bader Ginsburg....
We both burst out laughing, not gonna lie.
"How on earth did you think that was Judge Judy??"
"Have you seen her lately? She changed her hair. Not for the better, I might add...."
Which brings the quote of the day...
"When I become important, I'd better not look like a fashion emergency."
-Spawn 2020
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It's not a holiday meal until....
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Posted:Dec 25, 2020 10:08 pm
Last Updated:Dec 27, 2020 3:10 pm
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You're missing at least one vital ingredient the main dish.
Because I'm a non traditionalist, I planned on making lasagna as my Christmas meal.
I had scoured the internet for the perfect recipe.....
And collected my ingredients Christmas Eve morning when I finished my Christmas shopping.
Certain I had lasagna noodles in the cupboard at home, I chose not pick them .
I did not have lasagna noodles at home.
Four gas stations, two dollar stores, and one Walgreens later, I was now scouring the internet on Christmas Day for alternate pasta options to the lasagna noodle calamity.
Pork chops, mashed potatoes, and green bean casserole it is!!
I've learned, over the years, that it really doesn't matter what I make as a holiday meal....
The simple fact that my offspring and I are gathered around my dinning table make any meal a special event.
There will be fighting....
There will be laughing....
I will wind crying at some point....
And a lot of stories will be shared....
I haven't talked about Middle in a while, mainly because I'm so sad that he will be leaving me in June. The holidays this year have been especially hard as I know, they will be the last holidays I get to share with him and I find myself crying just at the thought.
The thing is, a holiday meal doesn't really care about any of that.
Before you know it, everyone is fighting over who took the crispy onions from the top of the green been casserole and someone has invariably spilled their drink not once but TWICE all over the table. My oldest is hoarding the cooked carrots and the Spawn is grunting in disapproval as I get teary eyed and cry, yet again, over the realization that Middle 's time with me is quickly coming to a close.
Meanwhile, she is sitting at the table asking me to watch her new dance moves.... So I do, I look in her direction and watch.
"Don't look at me! I can't do it when you're looking!"
"Wait, what??? You just said 'want to see my new dance moves'. How am I supposed to see them if I can't look at you???"
"I hadn't thought it out that far."
, good lord....
Oldest is telling about his latest near death experience when a tree came crashing into the heavy equipment he was operating at work. He mentions eating a piece of pizza out of his truck that had been in there for four weeks and that actually worries me more than the tree incident. Yikes!
Middle is proudly displaying his achievement card that states he has met all the physical requirements and passed some test as of his latest marine workout with the Sargent. He had been so bummed that he didn't have the required credits to graduate early and ship out when he wanted to...
But I have been so thankful he didn't.
I feel better knowing he has had this time to get prepared as part of the delayed enlistment program. It also gave me 6 more months to spend with him....
And, I sit back and smile.
I see the Spawn sitting across the table from me, singing, doing some weird ass shit with her hands, being a .
I see my Middle talking about his latest workout and how excited he is that he'll be starting out as a private first class after basic as he's somehow earned that elevated rank.
I see my oldest with all the green bean crispies on his plate and the bowl of carrots tucked away near him.
It's been another successful holiday meal.
I hope you all had a very merry Christmas!
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Twas the night before Christmas.....
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Posted:Dec 23, 2020 11:39 pm
Last Updated:Dec 26, 2020 10:26 pm
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And the downstairs nightmare has followed through the house.
What a fucking troll!
It wouldn't be so bad but she talks so loud I can hear every word of every conversation she has.
She initially woke from a dead sleep when she was yelling about something....
So, I got and went out the living room.
Suddenly, she was there as well.
So, I went back my bedroom
And, now she's there too.
I really do think she's following purpose. What a freak of nature.
It doesn't help that I'm not feeling well...
Once Again!!
The thing is.... I never get sick. I'll get one cold, maybe two, throughout the course of an entire winter and I'm good.
So far I'm on sinus infection number two.
What's different this year?
Well, the prolonged mask wearing is different. I don't think I was meant be wearing a mask for 8-10 hours every day. It's killing my anxiety, but I can usually get over the initial suffocating feeling after an hour or so of wear.
What else is different?
I got a flu shot this year. I work with a lot of people that refused get one.... They don't 'believe in them'.... They say they make you sicker. Now I'm wondering.
So, here I sit, middle of the night, nose running and sneezing, listening Mrs. Wolowitz yell into her phone at 2:47 in the morning.
Yah, everyone is stirring in this house.
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Support those First Responders
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Posted:Dec 23, 2020 3:59 am
Last Updated:Dec 28, 2020 6:25 pm
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I was tasked yesterday with helping Deputy Don put together baskets for our police departments.
"Can you help me put these together? I don't know what to put in there.... If you leave it up to me, they're getting cookie trays."
"Oh my God... You can't give them just a cookie tray. Tell you what, it's a bunch of guys, you bring them food and they'll remember it forever."
"Um, yah."
"They need coffee too. Let's just put together a bunch of stuff for their break room that they can just all snack on."
"I was told absolutely no donuts thought."
Nobody said, no donut shop coffee though....
We wound up giving each entity a veggie and dip tray, a fruit tray, banana nut and chocolate chip muffins, cookies, and a couple of bags of coffee....
Because I have a sick sense of humor, the coffee not only included a big bag of Medium roast coffee, it also included a smaller bag of donut shop blend and a smaller bag of Death Wish coffee.
Yah, I'm that nerd that is still chuckling about that even as I write this.
I wished I could have been there to see what the reaction was when they got the baskets! Deputy Don actually got those honors but he did say the look on the recipients face was priceless. The donut shop blend went immediately to the coffee maker and the Death Wish....
"It was funny. He picked up the Death Wish and said, this is for third shift."
Just some food for thought for you guys today....
Don't forget those first responders this holiday season. I'm not sure what their policy is on giving... But if you have the ability to thank them in even the smallest of ways, they deserve it.
Even our was met with smiling faces and first responders breaking into them before they even hit the table.
Tis the season.... Happy Wednesday!
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Only as old as you feel, they say....
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Posted:Dec 21, 2020 2:44 pm
Last Updated:Dec 23, 2020 11:20 pm
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Well then, I must be an exhumed mummy.
Good GOD do my shoulders and back hurt today.
Why???
Because I'm a weirdo and it apparently takes a couple of days for my after-sex aches and pains to show up.
If I could dip my body in Icy Hot...
Note to self: Must do stretching exercises before spending time on the hands and knees doing the rough stuff.
Egads....
Thank God for ibuprofen and wine.
Monday!
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