Succulent....  

secret_lade 47F
12627 posts
8/17/2021 4:13 pm
Succulent....


Is it just me? Or, does this word sound a little....

Sinful.

I was checking out the house plants when I heard a male voice ask from behind me....

"Are you looking for anything in particular?"

"Yes, I kind of need something hearty, easily taken care of. I was thinking..... A succulent?"

I turned just in time to see my sales guy turn five shades of red.

Chuckling a little, I said it again.

"Succulent."

"Ok, now you're just being mean."

I half heartedly apologized but couldn't contain my laughter. This was BY FAR the funniest thing I'd seen all day.

Happy Tuesday!

secret_lade 47F
8007 posts
8/31/2021 3:54 am

    Quoting Sakwes77:
    I suspect the word was not the only reason he reacted the way he did.

    I've seen pictures of you, I'm pretty sure that if I met you in person I'd blush too.

    Why? Well because it's embarrassing when one's body reacts when you don't want it to.
    That word would only make it worse.
Thank you for stopping by today.... I've met a few guys that made me blush, too... So I can totally understand the feeling.


Sakwes77 67M
129 posts
8/30/2021 6:50 am

I suspect the word was not the only reason he reacted the way he did.

I've seen pictures of you, I'm pretty sure that if I met you in person I'd blush too.

Why? Well because it's embarrassing when one's body reacts when you don't want it to.
That word would only make it worse.


secret_lade 47F
8007 posts
8/19/2021 3:24 pm

I made it a point to use it in a sentence at work yesterday. OMG.... That was funny. It was at lunch and the person I was talking to said "You know I don't like those big words. English please." Ha ha ha ha


secret_lade 47F
8007 posts
8/19/2021 3:22 pm

    Quoting CL_Love:
    Grins - I might have to go shopping for some plants soon. LOL
I'll keep my fingers crossed that you get this guy... He was pretty entertaining. LOL


secret_lade 47F
8007 posts
8/19/2021 3:21 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    It must sound sexual, look at all the creeps this post attracted.
Even Heathen made an appearance!! Who woulda thunk it??


secret_lade 47F
8007 posts
8/19/2021 3:20 pm

Ooh! Word play!!


secret_lade 47F
8007 posts
8/19/2021 3:19 pm

    Quoting nsnguystill:
    OMG! OMG! i just love the way you wrote Succulent!
    so hot
    so erotic
    i just can't catch my breath!!
I didn't even need to moan.... LOL


citizen4722 63M  
72628 posts
8/18/2021 12:28 pm

It does have a certain ring to it


CL_Love 48M/48F
276 posts
8/18/2021 6:49 am

Grins - I might have to go shopping for some plants soon. LOL


mc_justmc 61M  
6745 posts
8/18/2021 4:07 am

It must sound sexual, look at all the creeps this post attracted.


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
37767 posts
8/18/2021 3:51 am

The word succulent sucks!


secret_lade 47F
8007 posts
8/18/2021 2:46 am

    Quoting Pegsarefun:
    If you had moaned before or after saying succulent that would have been teasing
There was no moaning involved so it was not teasing. LOL


secret_lade 47F
8007 posts
8/18/2021 2:46 am

    Quoting boobwhisperer69:
    Were you making a circle with your fingers near your mouth by ant chance????
LOL Nope, no circles. I did wave a fly away and nearly drop one of the plants... Does that count??


nsnguystill 69M
321 posts
8/18/2021 2:45 am

OMG! OMG! i just love the way you wrote Succulent!
so hot
so erotic
i just can't catch my breath!!

there is a world of difference between insane and stupid


secret_lade 47F
8007 posts
8/18/2021 2:44 am

    Quoting Uncutejosi:
    I also love it juicy and like to swallow because I'm thirsty .. and my tongue gets nervous
    happy wednesday
Happy Wednesday!


secret_lade 47F
8007 posts
8/18/2021 2:43 am

    Quoting positively4you:
    Were you licking your lips when you said it? 🤔
My back was turned to him when I first said it, actually. I didn't see his reaction until I turned to look over my shoulder. My true impression was, he was more embarrassed that he didn't really know what a succulent was and not over the word itself. It was me, I'm the one who twisted it.


secret_lade 47F
8007 posts
8/18/2021 2:38 am

    Quoting  :

Hmmm.... I guess the throaty, low toned drawl isn't the correct approach?? Ha ha ha ha

Yah, no, I said it normally. LOL


secret_lade 47F
8007 posts
8/18/2021 2:36 am

    Quoting justskin1:
    Well, I have to admit that the word is rather sensual but certainly not one to cause embarrassment. You have me wondering how young the man was and what sort of erotic thoughts were running through his head when he asked his question. I will also entertain the possibility that you have a very, very sexy voice.
He was about my age, so, not super young or anything. I really do think he didn't have much experience working in that department and that may have had more to do with it all. We spent quite a bit of time reading the information tags before I landed on the 3 plants I purchased.


secret_lade 47F
8007 posts
8/18/2021 2:28 am

    Quoting RainMan2K:
    I suppose it depends on how you say it. In any event, I expect he enjoyed it!
I'm pretty sure I said it normally. I think I was just approached by someone who didn't normally work in that department and wasn't expecting to hear words like 'succulent'. LOL


secret_lade 47F
8007 posts
8/18/2021 2:24 am

I ended up buy 3 potted ones for the Spawn's bedroom... Hence the need for it to be a hearty plant! It's gotta live in some harsh conditions.


secret_lade 47F
8007 posts
8/18/2021 2:23 am

    Quoting 69ereatwetpussy:
    Where would I find the most Succulent part of your body
    Would you enjoy sharing your Succulent with me.
    How Succulent Are to out right now lololololol.
Oh my.... That's a lot of 'succulents'. Ha ha ha ha


secret_lade 47F
8007 posts
8/18/2021 2:21 am

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    He should be thankful you didn't ask for something....prickly.
I *was* standing near the cactuses.... Just sayin'..... Ha ha ha ha


secret_lade 47F
8007 posts
8/18/2021 2:20 am

    Quoting lonlyforlove2:
    Did the guy not know of he many popular types of succulents he most likely was standing around.? Or did you say it in a sultry way?. It should have not sounded sinful to a sales person in a garden center... but one never knows..
This was at Wally World.... I don't think they are very selective in who is chosen to work in what department. I was more surprised that an actual employee asked me if I needed help.


secret_lade 47F
8007 posts
8/18/2021 2:15 am

I'm thinking it was not...


secret_lade 47F
8007 posts
8/18/2021 2:14 am

    Quoting lindoboy100:


    Was his name Len and he thought you were asking him a question?
I never saw a name badge but I don't think his name was Len. LOL


Pegsarefun 43M
70 posts
8/17/2021 11:58 pm

If you had moaned before or after saying succulent that would have been teasing


boobwhisperer69 58M  
7451 posts
8/17/2021 9:42 pm

Were you making a circle with your fingers near your mouth by ant chance????


Uncutejosi 66M  
192 posts
8/17/2021 9:08 pm

I also love it juicy and like to swallow because I'm thirsty .. and my tongue gets nervous
happy wednesday


positively4you 72F  
4415 posts
8/17/2021 8:12 pm

Were you licking your lips when you said it? 🤔


Heathen_G 62M
7948 posts
8/17/2021 7:10 pm

People don't ordinarily show embarrassment when that word is spoken. The guy obviously wanted to have sex with you, or was thinking about sex with you.


justskin1 69M
12615 posts
8/17/2021 6:45 pm

Well, I have to admit that the word is rather sensual but certainly not one to cause embarrassment. You have me wondering how young the man was and what sort of erotic thoughts were running through his head when he asked his question. I will also entertain the possibility that you have a very, very sexy voice.

If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin."

I always behave. Preferably not well.


RainMan2K 63M  

8/17/2021 6:33 pm

I suppose it depends on how you say it. In any event, I expect he enjoyed it!


topherific 58M
5070 posts
8/17/2021 6:28 pm

great word; cool plants


69ereatwetpussy 59M
5785 posts
8/17/2021 5:38 pm

Where would I find the most Succulent part of your body
Would you enjoy sharing your Succulent with me.
How Succulent Are to out right now lololololol.


pagancountrygirl 63F
5967 posts
8/17/2021 5:18 pm

He should be thankful you didn't ask for something....prickly.

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


lonlyforlove2 78M
33322 posts
8/17/2021 5:13 pm

Did the guy not know of he many popular types of succulents he most likely was standing around.? Or did you say it in a sultry way?. It should have not sounded sinful to a sales person in a garden center... but one never knows..

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missingthe_y 62M
62 posts
8/17/2021 5:11 pm

Perhaps his name was 'Lent'.


lindoboy100 58M
23698 posts
8/17/2021 4:50 pm



Was his name Len and he thought you were asking him a question?

Pull ma finger.........


secret_lade 47F
8007 posts
8/17/2021 4:14 pm

Is it just me? Or, does this word sound a little....

Sinful.

I was checking out the house plants when I heard a male voice ask from behind me....

"Are you looking for anything in particular?"

"Yes, I kind of need something hearty, easily taken care of. I was thinking..... A succulent?"

I turned just in time to see my sales guy turn five shades of red.

Chuckling a little, I said it again.

"Succulent."

"Ok, now you're just being mean."

I half heartedly apologized but couldn't contain my laughter. This was BY FAR the funniest thing I'd seen all day.

Happy Tuesday!


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