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What will it take for you to let me eat your pussy?
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What will it take for you to let me eat your pussy? Um, for starters, if this is your opening line, it would take a miracle.... I'm fascinated by some of the correspondence I receive on here. I do meet men from here in person. I've been doing it for years, so it's not a matter of desperation for me. I select the one who piques my interest and fits the bill for what I'm currently looking for and go for it. The sad thing is.... There are men out there that use these opening lines. Then they bitch because nobody will meet with them. They blame it on fake profiles, they blame it on the site, they blame it on women like me who won't just fall into bed with someone because they are "in Gaylord". -I'm in Gaylord. Uh, yah. So am I. Want a cookie?? -Like what you see? 90% of the messages I receive contain a dick pic. To be honest, you all look alike to me. -I like your feet. Great! So do I! -Wanna fuck? I do! Probably not you though.... -Looking for someone real who doesn't play games. Damn... You take all the fun out of it. I can only speak for myself, but, here's the thing.... I am worth the effort. I am smart, funny, and an experienced lover. I know what I'm doing.... I'm not going to just waste that on any old putz who just happens to be in town looking for a piece of ass. So, to the gentleman who got pissy with me because I said no to his proposition to allow him to eat my pussy at his place of employment, quit acting like a fucktard and maybe someone might say yes. - |
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the art of conversation, let alone seduction is def lost...
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3/24/2020 6:15 am |
the art of conversation, let alone seduction is def lost...
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I'm more for the conversation any more. I have been on here for years as a couple & as a single. I have spent time writing decent messages and getting little to no response, but would never start with an opening line like that. I also know that most women could care less about dick pics, especially as a profile picture. Women get bombarded with guys messaging on here I know..... makes it hard for others who are sincere.
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I'm more for the conversation any more. I have been on here for years as a couple & as a single. I have spent time writing decent messages and getting little to no response, but would never start with an opening line like that. I also know that most women could care less about dick pics, especially as a profile picture. Women get bombarded with guys messaging on here I know..... makes it hard for others who are sincere.
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It's true... you ARE funny. Some guys express their cravings in crass, boorish ways. No excuse for that. I'm getting a craving - right now. And a pizza... 'all dressed' - super delux - with bacon 🥓 and onions ? 🤔 Can't get it outta my head. 🍷 🍷
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It's true... you ARE funny. Some guys express their cravings in crass, boorish ways. No excuse for that. I'm getting a craving - right now. And a pizza... 'all dressed' - super delux - with bacon 🥓 and onions ? 🤔 Can't get it outta my head. 🍷 🍷 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Sounds like the typical used car salesman's "What's it going to take to have you drive away with this beauty today???" Except in this interaction there's a literal beauty, and a heck of lot more nuance is required to get from point A to point B! 
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No, they don't know what they're missing out on. I think sometimes they are lured in with the preconceived idea that there is no work involved on this site.... That people just hook up randomly with anyone and everyone. I'm certain there are people that do... But I'm way more conscious of disease and scorned wives and girlfriends and just common human decency.
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That is a very intimate sexual act... Something I do really enjoy but with the right person.
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Sounds like the typical used car salesman's "What's it going to take to have you drive away with this beauty today???" Except in this interaction there's a literal beauty, and a heck of lot more nuance is required to get from point A to point B!
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If you consider the kind of site we're on , how lax and informal any and all sexual imagery is on here.... "What will it take ....etc etc.."... is a reasonable question. You just haven't like how those men looked.
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Hi secre_lade thanks for sharing first impressions are important reminded me of this Christina Aguilera - "The Way You Talk to Me" Over the phone, love to hear All of the things you say to me, mmm I just can't wait, to hear your voice Whispering sweetly to me baby All I may want I know you got Ready for me to receive, oh Making me know that you're there for me Feels so, good inside I like, the way You talk to me I like, the way You talk to me
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They've only got themselves to blame, nobody else. I love your replied to them, lol
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What will it take? Lemme see....a new car, trip to the Bahamas without you, and hook me up with George Clooney. There ya go big guy. 
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So...... What's the best way to get a ladies attention with a message? I've tried numerous different approaches over the years (on different sites), results have been very hit and miss with no clear winner (but all people are different). 
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Yeah subtle isn't the trend on here for sure.... 
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You're welcome
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I love the ones that throw out a back-handed dare "I guess you aren't woman enough" Nope, I think the woman you're looking for charges by the hour.
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They are an immediate turn off to me. I'm not expecting a novel.... But I want to see things like an actual introduction. I also want to meet someone in person, have a drink before I make that decision. Is there a connection? You can tell by a person's personality whether or not the sex will be worth it.
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Ramble on
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I had one of “those” guys yesterday on IM. What a sad piece of work. I blocked him and went to the next one. What’s really sad tho is I initiated it with a simple introduction and I actually had interest. He turned the table real quick and I said bye. They really don’t know what they’re missing out on do they...  lol
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What if... I offered you an 'all dressed' (this city's term for a pizza with the 'works) ; bacon 🥓, onions, green peppers and pepperoni and thick mozzarella cheese 🧀 and mushrooms? And promised delivery within the hour... ice cold drinks included? Damn.. ever craved something, that you really love. That you've longed for? 🤔 🔥 💦 🍷🍷❗😎 My guess is that guy... never offered the pizza. You made me hungry for pizza. LOL This guy is only looking for his own immediate gratification, I'm merely an avenue to achieve this in his eyes.
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Besides, who wants some random stranger partaking in something as intimate as that??? I at least have to like you so when I tell you you're not doing it right, we can both laugh about it.
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Ewwwww....How the hell would I know where your tongue has been??? You could have been licking someone that's infected with the corona virus and then when you lick me, I'll get it...turning it into a sexually transmitted disease. I try to avoid those. Hmmmm....I wonder if he would appreciate an answer like that?  I'm thinking I would be blocked immediately. lol
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3/20/2020 10:23 pm |
They've only got themselves to blame, nobody else. I love your replied to them, lol
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Hi secre_lade thanks for sharing first impressions are important reminded me of this Christina Aguilera - "The Way You Talk to Me" Over the phone, love to hear All of the things you say to me, mmm I just can't wait, to hear your voice Whispering sweetly to me baby All I may want I know you got Ready for me to receive, oh Making me know that you're there for me Feels so, good inside I like, the way You talk to me I like, the way You talk to me To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!! 
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Oh well... You don't seem to understand....on here, it's not what he writes, but how he looks to the woman. And she wants him. That is a proven fact. You just haven't found/seen that guy yet. Yes, I know...yada yada yada my mind... blah blah blah......No. On this venue....the picture or pictures, speak volumes more, to any woman, even though his opening line might be something about pussy.
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Ewwwww....How the hell would I know where your tongue has been??? You could have been licking someone that's infected with the corona virus and then when you lick me, I'll get it...turning it into a sexually transmitted disease. I try to avoid those. Hmmmm....I wonder if he would appreciate an answer like that? I'm thinking I would be blocked immediately. lol Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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Besides, who wants some random stranger partaking in something as intimate as that??? I at least have to like you so when I tell you you're not doing it right, we can both laugh about it.
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What if... I offered you an 'all dressed' (this city's term for a pizza with the 'works) ; bacon 🥓, onions, green peppers and pepperoni and thick mozzarella cheese 🧀 and mushrooms? And promised delivery within the hour... ice cold drinks included? Damn.. ever craved something, that you really love. That you've longed for? 🤔 🔥 💦 🍷🍷❗😎 My guess is that guy... never offered the pizza. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I had one of “those” guys yesterday on IM. What a sad piece of work. I blocked him and went to the next one. What’s really sad tho is I initiated it with a simple introduction and I actually had interest. He turned the table real quick and I said bye. They really don’t know what they’re missing out on do they... lol
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3/20/2020 6:18 pm |
Ramble on
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I love the ones that throw out a back-handed dare "I guess you aren't woman enough" Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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3/20/2020 5:56 pm |
Yeah subtle isn't the trend on here for sure....
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3/20/2020 5:55 pm |
So...... What's the best way to get a ladies attention with a message? I've tried numerous different approaches over the years (on different sites), results have been very hit and miss with no clear winner (but all people are different).
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What will it take? Lemme see....a new car, trip to the Bahamas without you, and hook me up with George Clooney. There ya go big guy.
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I’m sorry for offering to lick your pussy and make you cum. Obviously you don’t want anything to do with me licking you. Sorry to bother it won’t happen again. 3/20/2020 7:50 pm *I asked him if that line ever worked on anyone. I'm guessing this means no.
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