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Closed brothel 25/10/2019
What does the sign on a closed brothel say? <br><br>
Beat it, we’re closed.
0 Commenti, 1 Visite,
1 Voti
,3.70 Punteggio
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Dating a midget 25/10/2019
I once dated a midget. Ya I was just nuts over her. Bah ha ha
ha
0 Commenti, 1 Visite,
1 Voti
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A Joke 25/10/2019
I came home from work the other night and caught my wife shagging
a total stranger. I shouted "What the hell do you think you are doing"?and
she replied"I told you he was stupid" .
0 Commenti, 9 Visite,
4 Voti
,2.86 Punteggio
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G-spot 24/10/2019
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball...
<br><br>
A man will for a golf ball.
1 Commenti, 8 Visite,
3 Voti
,0.98 Punteggio
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Hmmmm 24/10/2019
So, how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could
chuck wood.
0 Commenti, 4 Visite,
2 Voti
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What happens when you make it 11 points per chat? 24/10/2019
We slowly loose our patience until we can't be bothered
anymore.
1 Commenti, 6 Visite,
3 Voti
,2.45 Punteggio
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What happens when you make it 11 points per chat? 24/10/2019
We slowly loose our patience until we can't be bothered
anymore.
0 Commenti, 2 Visite,
0 Voti
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Why did the chicken cross... 23/10/2019
Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? <br><br>
To get back to the same side.
0 Commenti, 5 Visite,
2 Voti
,4.50 Punteggio
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What is the best snack to eat? 23/10/2019
CUMtwat
0 Commenti, 4 Visite,
3 Voti
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How much... 22/10/2019
A take on ‘how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck
could chuck wood’...How many points can a multiorgasmic
lady get if a multiorgasmic lady could get points.
0 Commenti, 5 Visite,
3 Voti
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Lame joke for points 21/10/2019
Q-Why did the Irish lass take the contraceptive pill twice?
A- To be sure to be sure
0 Commenti, 11 Visite,
2 Voti
,0.34 Punteggio
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sorry need more points 21/10/2019
points points points points points points points points.
1 Commenti, 5 Visite,
4 Voti
,1.69 Punteggio
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points points points points points points points points. 21/10/2019
points points points points points points points points.
0 Commenti, 1 Visite,
1 Voti
,1.10 Punteggio
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A cheesy joke, literally 21/10/2019
Q. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in
France? <br><br>
A. There was nothing left but de Brie.
0 Commenti, 3 Visite,
2 Voti
,2.42 Punteggio
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More points train coming through 20/10/2019
Just need more points. fbookhookups.com, why you gotta be like this?
0 Commenti, 5 Visite,
5 Voti
,2.49 Punteggio
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whores 19/10/2019
some woman here are really whores they ask for all this from
you and want to be the biggest in here its just pussy
thats all to men
1 Commenti, 14 Visite,
7 Voti
,0.24 Punteggio
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More points 19/10/2019
Q-Have you heard the one about the guy needs more points?
A-It was pointless
0 Commenti, 7 Visite,
6 Voti
,1.66 Punteggio
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How do you know when.... 19/10/2019
Q-How do you know when your at a gay BBQ? A- When all the sausages taste like shit.
0 Commenti, 6 Visite,
5 Voti
,1.84 Punteggio
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Must have more points 18/10/2019
Points points points and more importantly, more points
because currently pointless
0 Commenti, 5 Visite,
3 Voti
,2.45 Punteggio
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Must have more points 18/10/2019
Points points points
0 Commenti, 4 Visite,
4 Voti
,0.92 Punteggio
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points 16/10/2019
we all need points so bad this new IM what a joke
2 Commenti, 12 Visite,
7 Voti
,3.30 Punteggio
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And the hits keep rolling on 16/10/2019
The wife came up me yesterday asking for some for
some new shoes.Of course, i said no and, she went off in
a right huff.Last night, feeling somewhat randy, i cuddled
up her in bed.She said, "You can get stuffed.If
you cant shoe the , you sure arent fucking riding
it"
2 Commenti, 24 Visite,
10 Voti
,2.99 Punteggio
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more humour 16/10/2019
An old man is walking in Amsterdam and passes a standing
at her door. She asks him: "Granddad, why don't we give it
a try?” "No girl, that is no longer possible for me” he replies.
Says the : "Come on, what have we got to lose,
we can give it a try!?” They both go inside. They undress and then he acts like a young man and performs
5 times in a row. "Oh my ...
1 Commenti, 40 Visite,
6 Voti
,4.22 Punteggio
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Knock 16/10/2019
Knock knock <br><br>
Who's there <br><br>
Justin <br><br>
Justin Who <br><br>
Justin in time to get some points.
2 Commenti, 10 Visite,
5 Voti
,1.51 Punteggio
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More Humour 14/10/2019
Last night I rode my bike to the bar here in town and I had a
few beers, followed by a few bourbons and a number of shots.....
I still had the sense to know I was over the limit. That's
when I decided to do what I have never done before, I locked
up my bike in a secure place, and I took a cab home. Sure enough, there was a police check point on the way home,
and since it was a cab, they waved ...
0 Commenti, 35 Visite,
10 Voti
,4.18 Punteggio
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points 14/10/2019
points points points points points points points.
1 Commenti, 5 Visite,
4 Voti
,2.86 Punteggio
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the points 14/10/2019
points points points points points points points.
1 Commenti, 7 Visite,
4 Voti
,3.63 Punteggio
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points 13/10/2019
points points points points points points points points.
1 Commenti, 5 Visite,
3 Voti
,2.94 Punteggio
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Points 12/10/2019
There's no point in this.
2 Commenti, 9 Visite,
5 Voti
,3.14 Punteggio
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How many bears does it take 12/10/2019
You can’t tell a bear
0 Commenti, 9 Visite,
2 Voti
,0.34 Punteggio
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