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How many bears does it take 2019/10/12
You can’t tell a bear
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How do you know when your best best friend is vegan? 2019/10/10
Don't worry he will tell you.
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How do you know when your best best friend is vegan? 2019/10/10
Don't worry he will tell you.
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bad jokes 2019/10/9
What is Jafar when he is next to you? Ja-near What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh What did the eye say to the other eye? Something between
us smells
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ye olde joke 2019/10/8
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
<br><br>
He felt his presents!
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Bad Joke . . . 2019/10/8
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field
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terrible joke . . . 2019/10/8
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity... It's impossible to put down!
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a joke 2019/10/8
A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends.
"Oh, no!" she suddenly exclaimed. "Look
at the time! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband!
He'll be so pissed if it's not ready on time."
When she got home, she discovered all she had in the fridge
was a wilted lettuce leaf, an egg - and a can of cat food. With no time to go to the ...
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Cheesy Joke... 2019/10/7
How do you make holy water? <br><br>
You boil the hell out of it.
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Dad joke alert... 2019/10/7
Today, my asked "Can I have a mark?"
and I burst into tears. years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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Hi how is everyone doing 2019/10/7
So there a nun and a blind man. The nun gose to her room and
gets in the shower then hears a knock at the door says who
is it the. Man replied the blind man she says okay if your
blind come in so he dose and says nice tits now we're
do you want your blinds
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Lets try this one 2019/10/7
A visits her for dinner... who just happens to
live with a girl roommate. <br><br>
During the course of the meal, his couldn't
but notice how pretty his roommate was. <br><br>
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between
the two of them, and this encounter had only made her more
curious. <br><br>
Over the course of the evening.... while ...
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What do you call two jalapeños getting it on? 2019/10/7
hot!
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A Joke 2019/10/7
Bert and Ethel, a couple in Their 80s are celebrating are
getting close to Their 60th wedding anniversary. Bert
books a week at the hotel they had honeymooned in for the
occasion. On Their anniversary night they are in bed talking
and Bert says what do you think, should we try a bit of sex.
Ethel agrees to and so they get started. After 10mins Ethel
says " you don't have the fire in you ...
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Which Spice Girl can carry most gas 2019/10/7
Gerri Can
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2 guys and their dogs 2019/10/6
2 guys are out walking their dogs thru the city. They get
and the first guy suggests they stop at a restaurant
to get a bite to eat. The second guy says, "We have our
dogs, they won't let us in". First guy says "no
problem, just follow my lead". They walk up to the
restaurant and ask for a table. Hostess says "Sorry,
we don't allow dogs". First guy ...
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Ladies and a flasher 2019/10/6
3 little old ladies were sitting on a park bench enjoying
the afternoon. Suddenly, a guy walks up and flashes them.
the first old lady has a stroke. the second old lady has a
stroke. Sadly, the third old lady can't reach...
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What are some good new ones 2019/10/6
Any new Jokes? Trump? Dark humor? Anyone?
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more humour 2019/10/6
First time with my new girlfriend in the back of my car Her “ This is my first time, I’m a virgin, so what do I
do ?” Me “ just grasp it the shaft and pretend you’re brushing
your teeth” After 10 minutes nothing is happening Me “ you’re not doing anything. Why is your hand not
moving ? Her “I’ve got an electric toothbrush !”
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in a saloon 2019/10/5
limps into a saloon in the west. All eyes turn
at him. His back foot is all bandaged up. He says the
- "I'm looking for the man shot my paw..."
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in a saloon 2019/10/5
limps into a saloon in the west. All eyes turn
at him. His back foot is all bandaged up. He says the
- "I'm looking for the man shot my paw..."
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This isn't funny 2019/10/5
Nor is this
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What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? 2019/10/4
Beat it. We're closed.
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What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? 2019/10/4
Beat it. We're closed.
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In at the deep end 2019/10/4
A disabled person comes to the swimming pool, and although
he is really badly affected, he limps as best he can to the
main pool, and goes to jump into the water. Just then the
lifeguard spots him, and runs like crazy to stop him ...
But he gets there too late, so he dives in to at least catch
him before he drowns ... To his surprise, the disabled guy
swims like a God, and the master-swimmer ...
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Politics 2019/10/4
A boy asks his father: - Dad, I have to give a presentation at school, can I ask you
some questions? - Yes of course, come on, what do you want to know? - What are politics? The father reflects for a moment and then starts: - Well then, let’s take our home as an example. I am an employee,
so I earn money, so let's call me "capitalism".
Your mother is the administrator of the ...
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More Humour 2019/10/4
The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked
if the priest would hear his confession. “Of course,
my , ” said the priest. “Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful
woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the
Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her.”
“That’s a wonderful thing, my , and nothing that
you need to confess, ...
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points 2019/10/4
points are a joke.....
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