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mmm 8/15/2019
iopp
0 Comments, 10 Views,
6 Votes
,1.09 Score
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Humour 8/15/2019
“Doc, I think has VD, ” a patient told his urologist
on the phone, “The woman he’s screwed is our maid.”
“Okay, don’t be hard on him. He’s just a lad , ” the
medic soothed, “Get him in here right away and I’ll
take care of him.” “But I’ve been screwing the maid
too, and I’ve got the symptoms he has.” “Then you come in with him
and I’ll fix you both up, ...
0 Comments, 41 Views,
9 Votes
,1.72 Score
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joke #1 8/14/2019
<br><br>
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2 Comments, 14 Views,
6 Votes
,4.22 Score
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Tuesday fun 8/13/2019
I imagine the day you OD on viagra is the hardest day of your
life!!!! ha!
1 Comments, 17 Views,
11 Votes
,2.23 Score
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JOKE 8/12/2019
shootit2me2...
0 Comments, 15 Views,
7 Votes
,1.77 Score
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just another joke 8/11/2019
ere ya go
0 Comments, 15 Views,
10 Votes
,1.59 Score
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More Humour 8/10/2019
HOW DID THE 7 DWARVES GET THEIR NAMES? Miss Snow White was a randy cow, And desperate for a f**k, So off she went into the woods, To try and get some luck. She'd almost given up looking, When she saw some chimney smoke, Then she stumbled on the cottage, And went in for a poke. Her clothes came off in seconds. And she'd just removed her pants, When seven dwarves came marching in, With a ...
0 Comments, 42 Views,
8 Votes
,4.64 Score
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Humour 8/10/2019
My german girlfriend likes to my sexual performances
on a scale of 1-. Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling
9. That's the best I've ever done....
2 Comments, 24 Views,
5 Votes
,4.45 Score
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Police 8/10/2019
Police are now trialing portable on-the-spot DNA testing
machines for use crime scenes. <br><br>
A Police spokesman said "It's a great bit of kit,
we are now able to tamper with the evidence much quicker."
0 Comments, 7 Views,
3 Votes
,2.94 Score
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Humour 8/10/2019
3 Irishmen in a bar. Murphy says "My local's better
than this. In my local, you 2 drinks and the 3rd's
free" Mick says, "Well in my local you 1 drink
you get the 2nd free" Paddy says, "That's nothin'.
In my local you the 1st drink, then the 2nd, 3rd, 4th,
5th, 6th & 7th are free. Then you go to the back and get a shag.
"WOW, " says the ...
3 Comments, 50 Views,
12 Votes
,4.57 Score
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Chicken Licken 8/9/2019
Why did the chicken cross the playground...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... To get to the other slide.
1 Comments, 10 Views,
5 Votes
,3.47 Score
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Cheesy joke too 8/9/2019
Which is the best cheese for getting a bear of the woods?.....
...... ..... ..... ..... ..... <br><br>
Camembert.
0 Comments, 7 Views,
4 Votes
,3.25 Score
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Impossible to Put a Worm into Its Hole 8/8/2019
After a good summer rain, young Johnny was playing in his
grandparent's yard and noticed the worms had come
out. He was trying to push the worm back into its wormhole.
His grandfather saw this effort and told him that putting
the worm back into the hle is impossible. <br><br>
Johnny bet his grandfather that he could do it for ten dollars.
His grandfather laughed and took the ...
1 Comments, 50 Views,
9 Votes
,1.50 Score
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Why did the chicken cross the road.. 8/8/2019
Im sure he needed points!
2 Comments, 9 Views,
6 Votes
,3.65 Score
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What's the difference between hungry and horny? 8/8/2019
Depends on where you stick the cucumber.
0 Comments, 11 Views,
9 Votes
,3.21 Score
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The biggest joke 8/8/2019
The biggest joke is how so many people bitch and complain
about points, the IM, and this website. Most are non
members......but they stay here rather than move on. Maybe
they just love to complain about everything?
1 Comments, 10 Views,
7 Votes
,2.02 Score
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What black women like? 8/7/2019
Do bigger black women enjoy the tall, white, and skinny
boys or do they just chase after anything that will give
them the sex which they seek?
1 Comments, 12 Views,
4 Votes
,1.69 Score
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Cheesy joke 8/7/2019
Did you hear about the explosion in the French cheese factory?.....
<br><br>
There was DeBrie everywhere!
1 Comments, 5 Views,
3 Votes
,2.94 Score
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Magical dog 8/7/2019
What type of has magical powers?..... <br><br>
A Labra-cadabra-dor!
0 Comments, 10 Views,
6 Votes
,2.51 Score
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Water Zoo 8/6/2019
A "Water Zoo"?
0 Comments, 11 Views,
7 Votes
,2.02 Score
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Safe Sex 8/6/2019
A "Water Zoo"?
0 Comments, 8 Views,
8 Votes
,3.48 Score
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Classic mistake 8/5/2019
A guy walks into his home with chicken under his arm. His
wife is standing there. <br><br>
Man says “Well this is the pig I’m fucking.” Wife says “Honey, that’s not a pig under your arm. It’s
a chicken.” Man says “I wasn’t talking to you.”
4 Comments, 22 Views,
12 Votes
,3.51 Score
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Dentist issues 8/5/2019
An old woman walked into a dentist’s office, took off
all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said,
”I think you have the wrong room.” <br><br>
”You put in my husband’s teeth last week, ” she replied.
“Now you have to remove them.”
4 Comments, 27 Views,
11 Votes
,3.54 Score
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IM 8/5/2019
fbookhookups.com IM is a bit of a joke most of the time.....
1 Comments, 10 Views,
6 Votes
,3.65 Score
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What do you call a gay drive by? 8/5/2019
A fruit roll up...
0 Comments, 7 Views,
5 Votes
,1.84 Score
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Dick Picks 8/5/2019
Funny, but true... <br><br>
[image]...
1 Comments, 6 Views,
3 Votes
,2.94 Score
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Red Dildo? 8/5/2019
Too funny... <br><br>
[image]...
1 Comments, 11 Views,
3 Votes
,1.47 Score
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Sign seen last December 8/5/2019
Saw this road-side sign last December... <br><br>
[image]...
0 Comments, 20 Views,
5 Votes
,1.84 Score
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Sign seen last December 8/5/2019
Saw this road-side sign last December... <br><br>
[image]...
1 Comments, 14 Views,
6 Votes
,3.08 Score
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points 8/4/2019
the im on here
0 Comments, 3 Views,
2 Votes
,3.12 Score
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