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Hotdogs 2018-09-07
I once heard it said... <br><br> "I don't care if you're the Queen of England
or a skin-flick scream queen, when a woman eats a hot-dog,
she looks like a ." <br><br> Not sure I agree with this one, but it does make you go...
"Hmm?"
2 評論, 22 瀏覽次數,
9 票
,0.86 分數
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Gorilla goo! 2018-09-07
A guy takes his pet gorilla to the vet and the vet says, "She
sure is small for a gorilla!" <br><br>
"That's funny, that's what my friends
say about my wife!" <br><br>
The man replied.
2 評論, 46 瀏覽次數,
6 票
,1.94 分數
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All the wayyyyYYYyyyyyyyYYYYYyyyyyyyYYYYyyyyy 2018-09-06
What has one leg, and can run along way and NOT get tired ?
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A **Run** in a Woman*z Stocking !
1 評論, 32 瀏覽次數,
11 票
,2.98 分數
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Wow thats a lot 2018-09-06
Two women were sitting in a bar talking when one spoke up
and said "Oh, I set a new record today, I screwed a Brazilian
today". "WOW, " replied her friend,
"A Brazilian, That's a lot of screwing."
"I only screwed about a thousand."
3 評論, 29 瀏覽次數,
5 票
,2.49 分數
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She couldn't do it, ssssoooo,,, 2018-09-04
A blonde phoned her boyfriend sounding totally frustrated.
She was trying to do a jigsaw puzzle all by herself. Her boyfriend, on receiving the phone-call, told her to
calm down and he'd be over to help her with the jigsaw.
He asked her what the picture on the front of the box was and
she had answered, "It's a big chicken".
On arriving at his ...
1 評論, 63 瀏覽次數,
10 票
,3.58 分數
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Turner Brown 2018-09-04
Skinny little white Irishman gets into an elevator, looks
up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. <br><br>
The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him... He
looks down at the Irishman <br><br>
and says: "7 ft tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch
penis, 6 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown"
<br><br>
The ...
2 評論, 51 瀏覽次數,
8 票
,4.41 分數
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New and Hopefully ][mproved 2018-09-03
An man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from
the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing
the unexpected behavior, asks, "Where are you going?" He replies,
" going to the doctor."
She says, "Why, are you sick?"
He says, "Nope, going to get me some of that ...
5 評論, 68 瀏覽次數,
17 票
,2.98 分數
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Speaka da Engrish 2018-09-03
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down
and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, But
her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: " Emma come first.
Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more!
. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
twice. ...
1 評論, 44 瀏覽次數,
10 票
,4.18 分數
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Make it back and tell,,, 2018-09-03
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back
and inform the other if there was sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after-life at all.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to
die. True to his word, he made the first contact: "Sue..........Sue".
<br><br>
Is that you, George?" ...
3 評論, 54 瀏覽次數,
11 票
,2.98 分數
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Visit to psychologist 2 2018-08-29
Rorschach test! <br><br>
Psychologist shows ink blot <br><br>
What is that? A naked woman! <br><br>
Another blot. What is that? A naked woman's genitals. <br><br>
Another blot. What is that? 2 naked women & a man with erection <br><br>
Another blot What is that? A couple having sex. <br><br>
That is proof you have a ...
1 評論, 50 瀏覽次數,
11 票
,2.61 分數
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Visit to psychologist 1 2018-08-29
Irishman visits psychologist who show him a picture of
an oak, an ash & a poplar. Asks what does that remind
you of? <br><br> 9 Tree & tree & tree makes 9 <br><br>
A story follows A dos wees against each tree. What does that
remind you of? <br><br> 99 Dirty tree , dirty tree & dirty tree makes 99 <br><br>
Story continues The then ...
2 評論, 46 瀏覽次數,
9 票
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Missing 2018-08-27
The wife's been missing for a week now <br><br>
The Police said to expect the worst <br><br>
So I went down the Charity Shop and got her clothes back......
2 評論, 37 瀏覽次數,
12 票
,2.09 分數
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wife & girlfriend 2018-08-27
Q: What's the difference between a wife & a girlfriend?
<br><br>
A: 40 pounds
4 評論, 25 瀏覽次數,
11 票
,3.92 分數
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Poker in the jungle. 2018-08-25
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1 WHY DON’T THEY PLAY POKER IN THE JUNGLE? Too many cheetahs.
1 評論, 22 瀏覽次數,
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Ahhhh Man, what next 2018-08-22
I went to a bar one night and about two in the morning when
the woman previously rated two becomes a nine. I finally
asked her to my hotel room to which she quickly agreed to
with a soft squeeze on my cock and I told her all right by returning
a squeeze in her booty. Once there I undressed and lay on
the bed while she undressed. Wellll first came off the wig,
and she placed it on the ...
1 評論, 80 瀏覽次數,
14 票
,2.50 分數
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Sex & Calories 2018-08-18
They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as
running 8 miles. <br><br>
Who the hell runs 8 miles in 45 seconds?
1 評論, 20 瀏覽次數,
10 票
,2.39 分數
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Testing, Testing, 4, 5, 6, Testing. 2018-08-17
THE ANSWERS TO ALL FIVE OF THE RIDDLES ARE BELOW:
1. The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three
years are dead. That one was easy, right? 2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her
husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry (shot; held
under water; and hung). 3. Charcoal, as it is used in barbecuing. 4. Sure you can name three consecutive days, yesterday, ...
3 評論, 53 瀏覽次數,
13 票
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Sex & Calories 2018-08-16
They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as
running 8 miles. <br><br>
Who the hell runs 8 miles in 45 seconds?
1 評論, 14 瀏覽次數,
6 票
,2.23 分數
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ORIGINAL 2018-08-15
ORIGINAL
1 評論, 12 瀏覽次數,
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Joke of the weeks and ARE MEANT AS JOKES ONLY!!!!!! 2018-08-14
Q: Which of the following does "not" belong:
Meat, Eggs, Wife, or Blowjob? A: a blowjob, because you can beat your meat, eggs, and wife
but you Can't beat a blowjob!! LOL
2 評論, 18 瀏覽次數,
7 票
,3.04 分數
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Testing, Testing, 1 2 3 ,,, Testing. 2018-08-14
THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST FIVE RIDDLES I'VE SEEN.... RIDDLE
#5 IS AMAZING. IT SHARPENS THOSE GENES IN YOUR BRAIN AND
STALLS ALZHEIMER'S FOR YEARS !! <br><br>
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1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between
three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second
is full of ...
2 評論, 58 瀏覽次數,
6 票
,1.94 分數
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SHoe*z, S//-/oe*z and yet S]]-[[oe*z again 2018-08-13
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A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young Blonde declared, "Well then, maybe ...
2 評論, 52 瀏覽次數,
10 票
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Don't be in such a hurry ! 2018-08-13
A young ][ndian Brave felt he was of age. He went to the Village Chief and stood before him. ''Oh Chief, ][ Am of age now and ask to become a Warrior,
What must ][ do ?" The Chief looked hard at the young Brave and thought a few
moment*z. " To Be a WarrioR, there are 3 thing*z You must do.
The first , ,, is to build a Big and Strong TePee The second, ,, is to get a ...
2 評論, 54 瀏覽次數,
8 票
,3.01 分數
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A Loving Wife 2018-08-10
A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside,
he finds a couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and
ties him to a chair. While tying the home owner’s wife
to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck;
then gets up & goes into the bathroom. <br><br>
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his
wife: “Listen, this guy is an ...
3 評論, 101 瀏覽次數,
20 票
,4.15 分數
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Square Root 2018-08-10
What is the square root of 69? <br><br>
8 something...
1 評論, 30 瀏覽次數,
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humor 2018-08-09
how do ya tell a snowman apart from a snow woman? snowballs.
2 評論, 10 瀏覽次數,
7 票
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Wrong A\/\swer ! 2018-08-09
A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being -day, instead of going home, he stayed out
the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending
his entire check. When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted
by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours
with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to ...
2 評論, 67 瀏覽次數,
11 票
,3.54 分數
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Not All Is As It Appear*z ~ 2018-08-09
Farmer Brown goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster
for his Henhouse. The cocky young rooster walks over to the rooster and
says: "OK, fellow, time to retire."
The rooster says: "You can't handle all
these chickens, look what it did to !" The young rooster replies: "Now don't give a hassle about this
man. It's time ...
0 評論, 48 瀏覽次數,
5 票
,3.80 分數
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Tree Hugg'in. 2018-08-08
While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco,
a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly
against the tree . Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what
the heck are you doing?" <br><br>
" listening to the music of the tree, "
the other man replied. "you've got to be kidding
." "No, would you like ...
1 評論, 45 瀏覽次數,
6 票
,2.23 分數
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I need some new jokes 2018-08-07
Anyone have some good jokes to share?
1 評論, 3 瀏覽次數,
2 票
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