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funny! 19-06-2019
if a blind person says you have a big penis they're probably
pulling your leg!!!
1 Reacties, 4 Bezichtigingen,
2 Stemmen
,3.81 Score
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come chat with me 19-06-2019
I ggot all kinds of joke.. people love when im around. im
the laugh of the party
1 Reacties, 7 Bezichtigingen,
3 Stemmen
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Knock knock 17-06-2019
Who’s there Boo Boo who Stop crying
0 Reacties, 0 Bezichtigingen,
0 Stemmen
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Knock Knock 16-06-2019
Whos there
2 Reacties, 13 Bezichtigingen,
6 Stemmen
,0.80 Score
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Friday 16-06-2019
Dam smokey its Friday and you aint got no job
1 Reacties, 12 Bezichtigingen,
6 Stemmen
,0.52 Score
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What about that.. 16-06-2019
A buddy ask me the something day... He said if me and your wife had sex <br><br>
And I got her pregnant would that make us kin...haha <br><br>
I said nope... <br><br>
He said what would it make us??? <br><br>
I said Even !!
0 Reacties, 18 Bezichtigingen,
6 Stemmen
,1.94 Score
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sat fun 15-06-2019
my over weight parrot died today, it is sad but a huge weight
off of my shoulder.
1 Reacties, 4 Bezichtigingen,
3 Stemmen
,1.96 Score
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Dick touch your asshole 13-06-2019
A young boy was sitting on his gradfathers lap. His grandfather
was puffing on a cigar. The little boy asks, "Grandpa,
may i please try a puff of your cigar?" His grandfather
replied, "well , does your dick touch your asshole?"
The little boy replied with no. So his grandfather said,
"Well then, no you may not." A couple of weeks
later the boy was sitting on his ...
0 Reacties, 47 Bezichtigingen,
10 Stemmen
,1.99 Score
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This IM System 07-06-2019
That is it.
1 Reacties, 12 Bezichtigingen,
7 Stemmen
,1.51 Score
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What did the penis say to the vagina? 06-06-2019
Cover , going in!
2 Reacties, 19 Bezichtigingen,
11 Stemmen
,1.67 Score
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What happend to the jokes? 06-06-2019
Jokes used to be amazing but seems like in our day of tech
and social media it has died.
3 Reacties, 21 Bezichtigingen,
12 Stemmen
,2.80 Score
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Larger breasts please 05-06-2019
A woman asked her Dr. about breast enhancement. She claimed
that when she was younger men seemed to prefer women w/ smaller
breasts, but today's man prefers larger breasts.
Is there anything you can do? Why sure the Dr. replied. there
are implants for that purpose. A simple surgery and you're
now carrying larger breasts. NO! no surgery there must
be another way, something other than ...
2 Reacties, 70 Bezichtigingen,
10 Stemmen
,2.79 Score
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Sorry posting for points 05-06-2019
posting for points please ignore
0 Reacties, 4 Bezichtigingen,
4 Stemmen
,0.92 Score
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Johnny and the Principal 03-06-2019
Johnny got sent to the principal's office by his teacher.
<br><br>
<br><br>
"Johnny, " the principal asked, "what
did you do this time?" <br><br>
"All I did was tell Bobby that Mrs Johnson has a great
ass, " Johnny replied. <br><br>
The principal frowned. "Johnny, you can't say
things like that about a ...
1 Reacties, 60 Bezichtigingen,
6 Stemmen
,2.51 Score
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Morning Wood 02-06-2019
John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned
over to his wife’s side of the bed. His wife, Heather,
had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing
breakfast in the kitchen. <br><br>
Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called
his little into he room and asked him to take this note
to your beautiful mommy. The note read: ...
4 Reacties, 58 Bezichtigingen,
8 Stemmen
,2.32 Score
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What kinksters say and what vanillas hear 31-05-2019
What kinksters say: "Are you kinky?" What vanillas hear: "Do you like anal?" <br><br>
What kinksters say: "I polyamorous" What vanillas hear: "I just haven't met the right person yet."
<br><br>
What kinksters say: "I am bi-sexual" What vanillas hear: "I am gay, I just don't want to admit it" ...
3 Reacties, 48 Bezichtigingen,
15 Stemmen
,1.91 Score
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Flakes and Points 30-05-2019
Rule #87 watch out for flakes <br><br>
I swear this site keeps taking points away eliminating
chances to start conversations. This site is 100% built
to trick you into buying points...no thanks.
3 Reacties, 16 Bezichtigingen,
11 Stemmen
,2.23 Score
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Knock knock 27-05-2019
Who’s there?
4 Reacties, 43 Bezichtigingen,
14 Stemmen
,0.58 Score
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This Damn Sites IM 26-05-2019
can never messsage someone straight up
1 Reacties, 14 Bezichtigingen,
11 Stemmen
,1.86 Score
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:) 25-05-2019
He loved his job. Driving a train had been his dream ever
since he was a . He loved to make the train go as fast
as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too
reckless and caused a crash. He made it out, but a single
person died. Well, needless to say, he went to court over
this incident. He was found guilty, and was sentenced to
death by electrocution. When the day of the execution ...
0 Reacties, 59 Bezichtigingen,
8 Stemmen
,2.32 Score
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;) 25-05-2019
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and
holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank
vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I
don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm
samples. <br><br>
The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples ...
1 Reacties, 59 Bezichtigingen,
15 Stemmen
,2.06 Score
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Monday pic me up 20-05-2019
I met a guy with 5 dicks and I asked him how his pants fit, he
said like a glove!! <br><br>
<br><br>
best I got
1 Reacties, 8 Bezichtigingen,
6 Stemmen
,3.65 Score
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Monday pic me up 20-05-2019
I met a guy with 5 dicks and I asked him how his pants fit, he
said like a glove!! <br><br>
<br><br>
best I got
0 Reacties, 2 Bezichtigingen,
2 Stemmen
,3.12 Score
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I need more time 17-05-2019
How can I make time more?
How can I make time more?
How can I make time more?
How can I make time more?
0 Reacties, 0 Bezichtigingen,
0 Stemmen
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joke 17-05-2019
whats white and red and black all over...whatever you want
it to be
1 Reacties, 25 Bezichtigingen,
15 Stemmen
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Two Irish Nuns 16-05-2019
Two Irish Nuns visit New York City for the first time. Walking
through Times Square, they see a street vendor with a sign
" DOGS". <br><br>
"Look , sister, " says one of the nuns.
"They eat here in America." <br><br>
"We must try it, " says the other nun, "to
experience what it's like to be here in America." ...
3 Reacties, 89 Bezichtigingen,
25 Stemmen
,2.14 Score
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joke 16-05-2019
this damn sites messenger
1 Reacties, 9 Bezichtigingen,
7 Stemmen
,1.51 Score
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Knock Knock 12-05-2019
What up, <br><br>
My cock. <br><br>
8========D~~ (. )( .)
2 Reacties, 26 Bezichtigingen,
17 Stemmen
,0.44 Score
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What are your favourite sex related jokes? 12-05-2019
Would love to hear them
0 Reacties, 25 Bezichtigingen,
19 Stemmen
,0.62 Score
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More Puns 11-05-2019
1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons.
The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry,
sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.' <br><br>
2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other
and says 'Dam!' <br><br>
3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit
a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it ...
1 Reacties, 51 Bezichtigingen,
21 Stemmen
,2.51 Score
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