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Cheesy Joke 13-05-2018
How do you make a tissue paper dance? Put a boogy in it.
2 Reacties, 16 Bezichtigingen,
10 Stemmen
,2.39 Score
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A Close Shave 12-05-2018
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is
foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting
a close shave around the cheeks. ''I have just
the thing, '' says the barber taking a small wooden
ball from a nearby drawer. ''Just place this between
your cheek and gum.'' <br><br>
The places the ball in his mouth and the barber ...
1 Reacties, 88 Bezichtigingen,
20 Stemmen
,4.27 Score
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Thermometer 10-05-2018
Do you know the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
<br><br>
The taste.
1 Reacties, 17 Bezichtigingen,
9 Stemmen
,1.93 Score
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Thermometer 10-05-2018
Do you know the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
<br><br>
The taste.
0 Reacties, 9 Bezichtigingen,
6 Stemmen
,3.08 Score
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Cash rules everything 09-05-2018
I fell in love with a cam girl, the only problem is that she
does not know. I keep sending her points and gifts but nothing.
Oh well she just might be out for the cash!!!
1 Reacties, 22 Bezichtigingen,
8 Stemmen
,1.62 Score
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Vatican 08-05-2018
A young man was on holidays in Rome and decided he would go
do a tour of the Vatican, grabbed his camera so he could capture
the event. On arriving he decided to take some photos of the outside
of the vatican, to get the whole shot he moved right back
near some bushes. He'd taken a few shots when he heard some rustling noises
in the bushes, thinking it might be a wild animal he was ready
to ...
1 Reacties, 76 Bezichtigingen,
12 Stemmen
,2.27 Score
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An Ostrich Story 08-05-2018
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich
behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The
man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke, "
and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?"
"I'll have the same, " says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order.
"That will Be $.40 please" The man reaches
into his ...
2 Reacties, 70 Bezichtigingen,
14 Stemmen
,2.82 Score
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funny 07-05-2018
Why did the chicken cross the road? because your dick was
stuck in the chicken!
1 Reacties, 6 Bezichtigingen,
2 Stemmen
,5.20 Score
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funny? 07-05-2018
I tried to tell a friend of mine a joke and he said it was stupid!!
I think he is stupid
0 Reacties, 9 Bezichtigingen,
3 Stemmen
,2.94 Score
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Bad jokes 04-05-2018
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's been gettin' choked all day!
1 Reacties, 12 Bezichtigingen,
8 Stemmen
,2.32 Score
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It's for the points 04-05-2018
It's always just for the points, yo.
0 Reacties, 7 Bezichtigingen,
4 Stemmen
,2.47 Score
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An Irish Tale 03-05-2018
An Irish priest named Father O'Malley was transferred
to Texas. <br><br>
<br><br>
Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was
a fine spring day in his new west Texas mission parish. He
walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of
the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass
lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He ...
1 Reacties, 83 Bezichtigingen,
11 Stemmen
,2.61 Score
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A War Story 02-05-2018
An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini,
Italy, went to the local church for confession. When the
priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man
said: <br><br>
"Father. During World War II, a beautiful Jewish
woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door
and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic." ...
0 Reacties, 62 Bezichtigingen,
10 Stemmen
,3.78 Score
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funny joke 01-05-2018
chinese man rings boss “me no work I sick” boss says
“when im sick I f*ck my wife try that” 2 hours later chinese
man rings back “me better, you got nice house
0 Reacties, 17 Bezichtigingen,
5 Stemmen
,3.80 Score
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THE Talk 26-04-2018
A father asked his 10-year old if he knew about the birds
and the bees. <br><br> “I don’t want to know, ” the said, bursting
into tears. “Promise me you won’t tell me.” <br><br>
Confused the father asked what was wrong. <br><br>
The boy sobbed. “When I was six, I got the “there’s
no Easter Bunny speech. At seven, I got the “there’s ...
1 Reacties, 56 Bezichtigingen,
9 Stemmen
,2.78 Score
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hand some 25-04-2018
When three people have sex, it's called a threesome.
When two people have sex, it's called a twosome. Now
I understand why they call you handsome. 
2 Reacties, 40 Bezichtigingen,
18 Stemmen
,5.03 Score
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For a woman, why is sex with a man like a blizzard? 23-04-2018
For a woman, why is sex with a man like a blizzard? She never knows how deep it's going to get, nor how long
it is going to last!
2 Reacties, 13 Bezichtigingen,
5 Stemmen
,2.82 Score
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Difference between a good girl and a nice girl. 23-04-2018
Difference between a good girl and a nice girl: A nice girl goes home and then goes to bed. A good girl goes to bed and then goes home!
1 Reacties, 7 Bezichtigingen,
5 Stemmen
,4.12 Score
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Difference between a good girl and a nice girl. 23-04-2018
Difference between a good girl and a nice girl: A nice girl knows it's hard to be good. A good girl knows it's got to be hard to be good!
0 Reacties, 6 Bezichtigingen,
1 Stemmen
,2.40 Score
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Difference between a good girl and a nice girl. 23-04-2018
Difference between a good girl and a nice girl: A nice girl knows it's hard to be good. A good girl knows it's got to be hard to be good!
0 Reacties, 4 Bezichtigingen,
4 Stemmen
,0.92 Score
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funny or not? 23-04-2018
My wife asked for chap stick but I accidentally handed her
superglue, she still isn't talking to me.
1 Reacties, 7 Bezichtigingen,
4 Stemmen
,2.47 Score
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funny or not? 23-04-2018
My wife asked for chap stick but I accidentally handed her
superglue, she still isn't talking to me.
0 Reacties, 5 Bezichtigingen,
3 Stemmen
,2.94 Score
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huge penis!! 22-04-2018
The man with a 25 inch penis. A man who had a 25 inch long penis
went to his doctor to complain that he was having a problem with this rather massive instrument
and has had more than one complaint. "Doctor, "
he asked, in total frustration, "is there anything
you can do for me?" The doctor replies, "Medically
, there is nothing I can do. But, I do know this witch who
may ...
4 Reacties, 100 Bezichtigingen,
15 Stemmen
,4.82 Score
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think about this for second 22-04-2018
A garden is just a zoo for plants ....hmmmm <br><br>
Show me your boobs!
1 Reacties, 11 Bezichtigingen,
3 Stemmen
,4.41 Score
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midgit 22-04-2018
what do you call a mexican midgit a paragraph too short too
be a essay
1 Reacties, 17 Bezichtigingen,
8 Stemmen
,3.94 Score
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free service 21-04-2018
once Mr. Paul wanted to buy health insurance, at the age
of 70, he rang up health i9nsurance co., to send their agent
to his home. After, having discussed all the illness, critical
illness, accident cover, he started with the leg pulling.
Paul: do you cover the Penis, as well, in the health policy.
Agent: Yes Sir, we do. Paul: will you replace the penis, in the event of damage
or failure. ...
1 Reacties, 59 Bezichtigingen,
12 Stemmen
,4.74 Score
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pokers 20-04-2018
Q: Why are pubic hairs curly? <br><br>
A: So you don't poke your eye out. 
4 Reacties, 20 Bezichtigingen,
8 Stemmen
,2.78 Score
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pokers 20-04-2018
Q: Why are pubic hairs curly? <br><br>
A: So you don't poke your eye out.
1 Reacties, 9 Bezichtigingen,
3 Stemmen
,3.92 Score
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pokers 20-04-2018
Q: Why are pubic hairs curly? <br><br>
A: So you don't poke your eye out.
0 Reacties, 4 Bezichtigingen,
4 Stemmen
,4.41 Score
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boobies 20-04-2018
Q. What did saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? <br><br>
<br><br>
A. "If we don't get some support here people are
going to think were nuts." <br><br>
<br><br>
2 Reacties, 20 Bezichtigingen,
10 Stemmen
,3.58 Score
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