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best joke of all time 24/10/2017
its that time again... sex jokes, normal jokes, crazy jokes
lets hear them <br><br>
whats the best joke ever LIKE EVER
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Titties 19/10/2017
BB ))B)You Know You're Getting
Fat when Your woman spends all Night Sucking your Titis.
1 Commenti, 14 Visite,
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Titties 19/10/2017
BB))B)You Know You're Getting
Fat when Your woman spends all Night Sucking your Titis.
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Three Men | Three Wishes 18/10/2017
Three men are walking along the beach one day when one of
them suddenly stumbles, looking back they realise he had
tripped on a dusty old lamp half buried in the sand. They
all agree that, since they live in a joke not a pantomime,
nothing would happen if they rubbed it... But also decide
they'd feel sillier walking away from three wishes
than they would for pointlessly rubbing the lamp! ...
4 Commenti, 85 Visite,
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...in the bathroom... 16/10/2017
wife brushes her teeth while husband takes a shower behind
the bath tub curtain...she suddenly hears some strange
noises and asks her husband quot; are you jerking off
there???" Husbands responds: HE belongs to me and I can wash him as
fast as I want...!!!!"
3 Commenti, 64 Visite,
11 Voti
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Phone rings 10/10/2017
-Alcoholic Anonymous there? -Yes brother, how can I help? -You are about to save my life brother. How do I make the perfect
mojito?
2 Commenti, 25 Visite,
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Phone rings 10/10/2017
-Alcoholic Anonymous there? -Yes brother, how can I help? -You are about to save my life brother. How do I make the perfect
mojito?
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Would you like to go large with that meal? 7/10/2017
I wasn't sure where I should write this, I think it's
quite fun to bring up the size of my cock on our second date
but I've recently took a moment to think this out again.
It is NOT under average at all, lets just get that out the
way because my cock does have a temper. So, my friends from
back home would have silly competition on who could jack
off the fastest, that one was my worst ...
2 Commenti, 55 Visite,
7 Voti
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A priest gets pulled over for a DUI 7/10/2017
A priest gets pulled over for a DUI check. The police officer
can smell the wine on the priest, and he even sees an open
bottle of red wine sitting next to the drive. When asked
If he had been drinking, the priest said "Only water,
officer." With that the police officer pointed at
the open bottle. After looking at the near empty bottle
of wine the priest smiled and said "Oh my ...
3 Commenti, 60 Visite,
9 Voti
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Can't Take It 4/10/2017
With all the political correctness these days, it seems
that people just can't take a joke for what it is anymore.
I mean come on people, don't let a joke over shadow common
sense and real decency. thoughts?
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Woman buys a parrot 28/9/2017
A woman decides to buy a parrot at the local pet store. The
store owner explains the parrot was a rescue from the brothel
that got closed down in a raid and that the bird may have picked
up some bad language there. She takes her chances and brings
the bird home. <br><br>
When she gets home she hangs the cage in the family room and
pulls back the cover. The bird opens his eyes, look ...
4 Commenti, 84 Visite,
13 Voti
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Woman buys a parrot 28/9/2017
A woman decides to buy a parrot at the local pet store. The
store owner explains the parrot was a rescue from the brothel
that got closed down in a raid and that the bird may have picked
up some bad language there. She takes her chances and brings
the bird home. <br><br>
When she gets home she hangs the cage in the family room and
pulls back the cover. The bird opens his eyes, look ...
1 Commenti, 9 Visite,
2 Voti
,1.73 Punteggio
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Woman buys a parrot 28/9/2017
A woman decides to buy a parrot at the local pet store. The
store owner explains the parrot was a rescue from the brothel
that got closed down in a raid and that the bird may have picked
up some bad language there. She takes her chances and brings
the bird home. <br><br>
When she gets home she hangs the cage in the family room and
pulls back the cover. The bird opens his eyes, look ...
2 Commenti, 19 Visite,
5 Voti
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Woman buys a parrot 28/9/2017
A woman decides to buy a parrot at the local pet store. The
store owner explains the parrot was a rescue from the brothel
that got closed down in a raid and that the bird may have picked
up some bad language there. She takes her chances and brings
the bird home. <br><br>
When she gets home she hangs the cage in the family room and
pulls back the cover. The bird opens his eyes, look ...
0 Commenti, 1 Visite,
1 Voti
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Woman buys a parrot 28/9/2017
A woman decides to buy a parrot at the local pet store. The
store owner explains the parrot was a rescue from the brothel
that got closed down in a raid and that the bird may have picked
up some bad language there. She takes her chances and brings
the bird home. <br><br>
When she gets home she hangs the cage in the family room and
pulls back the cover. The bird opens his eyes, look ...
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Woman buys a parrot 28/9/2017
A woman decides to buy a parrot at the local pet store. The
store owner explains the parrot was a rescue from the brothel
that got closed down in a raid and that the bird may have picked
up some bad language there. She takes her chances and brings
the bird home. <br><br>
When she gets home she hangs the cage in the family room and
pulls back the cover. The bird opens his eyes, look ...
1 Commenti, 8 Visite,
3 Voti
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Woman buys a parrot 28/9/2017
A woman decides to buy a parrot at the local pet store. The
store owner explains the parrot was a rescue from the brothel
that got closed down in a raid and that the bird may have picked
up some bad language there. She takes her chances and brings
the bird home. <br><br>
When she gets home she hangs the cage in the family room and
pulls back the cover. The bird opens his eyes, look ...
0 Commenti, 3 Visite,
1 Voti
,2.40 Punteggio
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Woman buys a parrot 28/9/2017
A woman decides to buy a parrot at the local pet store. The
store owner explains the parrot was a rescue from the brothel
that got closed down in a raid and that the bird may have picked
up some bad language there. She takes her chances and brings
the bird home. <br><br>
When she gets home she hangs the cage in the family room and
pulls back the cover. The bird opens his eyes, look ...
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Woman buys a parrot 28/9/2017
A woman decides to buy a parrot at the local pet store. The
store owner explains the parrot was a rescue from the brothel
that got closed down in a raid and that the bird may have picked
up some bad language there. She takes her chances and brings
the bird home. <br><br>
When she gets home she hangs the cage in the family room and
pulls back the cover. The bird opens his eyes, look ...
0 Commenti, 2 Visite,
1 Voti
,1.10 Punteggio
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Woman buys a parrot 28/9/2017
A woman decides to buy a parrot at the local pet store. The
store owner explains the parrot was a rescue from the brothel
that got closed down in a raid and that the bird may have picked
up some bad language there. She takes her chances and brings
the bird home. <br><br>
When she gets home she hangs the cage in the family room and
pulls back the cover. The bird opens his eyes, look ...
0 Commenti, 2 Visite,
1 Voti
,1.10 Punteggio
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Woman buys a parrot 28/9/2017
A woman decides to buy a parrot at the local pet store. The
store owner explains the parrot was a rescue from the brothel
that got closed down in a raid and that the bird may have picked
up some bad language there. She takes her chances and brings
the bird home. <br><br>
When she gets home she hangs the cage in the family room and
pulls back the cover. The bird opens his eyes, look ...
1 Commenti, 7 Visite,
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A Barbie Joke 26/9/2017
A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn,
she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, 'What
would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas'? <br><br>
The little girl replies, 'I want a Barbie and G.I. Joe'.
<br><br>
Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, 'I
thought Barbie comes with Ken'. <br><br> ...
0 Commenti, 68 Visite,
6 Voti
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Another for the Ladies 26/9/2017
Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the
merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman says, "I
need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job."
<br><br>
The second woman says "Oh that's nothing, I'm
thinking of having my asshole bleached!" <br><br>
To which the first replies, "Whoa, I just can't
picture your ...
0 Commenti, 53 Visite,
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Which Hair 26/9/2017
A lady is working hard in her office when a co-worker tells
her that her hair smells good. Immediately, she goes to
her boss and tells him that she has been sexually harassed.
<br><br>
"How?" asks the boss. <br><br>
"He said my hair smells good, " replied the
lady. <br><br>
"Wouldn't you take that as a compliment?" ...
1 Commenti, 70 Visite,
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Paid for sex 25/9/2017
A man comes home after a hard days work, only to find his wife
of 20 years packing a suitcase of clothes and personal items.
He asks, "What's going on?" His wife replies,
"I'm going to Las Vegas. I heard I can get paid
$800.00 for sex." The man's eyes get big and he immediately grabs his
suitcase and starts packing it with clothes. "What do you think ...
2 Commenti, 80 Visite,
5 Voti
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Ice Cream 24/9/2017
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parkour.
<br><br>
Slowly and painfully, he pulled himself up onto a stool.
<br><br>
The waitress greeted him, asking how can she can help him.
<br><br>
After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. <br><br>
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?' <br><br>
'No, ...
3 Commenti, 63 Visite,
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Hot Mamma 24/9/2017
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
<br><br>
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the
street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. <br><br>
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said,
'You're really doing great, aren't you?'
<br><br>
Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, ...
1 Commenti, 80 Visite,
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Pistol 24/9/2017
A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went
to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like
you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself."
That same day the man went to the store and bought himself
a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the
two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position.
The man felt the urge to ejaculate and ...
2 Commenti, 57 Visite,
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Sex pills 24/9/2017
A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband
is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but
warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her
to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night,
she does just that. About a week later, she’s back at the
doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great!
I put it in the potatoes like you said! It ...
2 Commenti, 47 Visite,
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Blowjob 24/9/2017
Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today
we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does
anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"
Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!"
Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your
multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate."
Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, ...
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6 Voti
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