My perfect Friday night involves making a round trip to Seattle to get catfished and then stopping for froyo on the way home. On a serious note, just understand that I'm a young guy with a bunch of kinks and more baggage than PDX on a Saturday. WARNING: Any institution or per using this site or any of it's associated sites for study, projects, or peral agenda - You do not have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum, both current or future. You do not have my permission to copy, save, or print my pictures for your own peral use, including, but not limited to, saving them on your computer, posting them on any other website, or this one and passing them off as your own. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to all legal remedies.

La mia persona ideale: Someone who will suffocate me between their legs.