I’m looking for someone who wants to have fun with no attachments. I’m really open minded and want someone to introduce new things to me. The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of 14 a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking... I highly suggest you try it.

My Ideal Person Ideal person would be honest, caring, confident and trust worthy. Must have a pretty face. A body can lose and gain weight but you can’t fix ugly. Had to be a good kisser and passionate lover. I’m a pleaser so they have to be okay with that. I also want them to be my best friend and it’s us against the world.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I fucked my step mom

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A remote wilderness spot, My parents' front lawn, A store dressing room, A hotel room

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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