I am an engineer, so people tend to think I have no sense of humor. I am complicit in that thinking because I will sometimes take things too literally. My sense of humor is usually found when there is someone to banter with. For example, I was at the chiropractor, and a beautiful and delightful woman was strapping me into the traction machine. So of course I had to talk to her. She gave me a button she called a "rescue me" button. I said "in case it tries to take my head off, maybe you should keep it. You might need some heads for Halloween decorating." She laughed, and asked me if I would mind. I told her she wouldn't want mine, as it was getting old and wasn't as reliable anymore. I also believe in kindness, even when the situation is questionable. A guy drove to me in a rattle-trap SUV at a gas station the other day. Asked for to put oil in it. It sure sounded like it needed oil. So I gave him what I had . He left without buying oil, but whatever. No matter what, he obviously needed the bucks more than I did. I moved to the area a short time ago, and where I was before I had a lovely FWB. She was sexy, discreet, and patient. I'm looking for the same. Just to be clear, we are really friends. I visited her in the hospital when she had surgery, and we keep in touch even though we are too far apart for a physical relationship. Honesty time - I am married, and plan to stay that way. So I don't need anyone who wants to be exclusive (that would be hypocritical of me).

Min Idealperson Discreet, sensual, patient. Preferably someone who has been FWB before and is not interested in changing anyone's situation. Also looking for a swingers club.

Vilka är dina favorit musiker eller grupper?:
Rush, Eagles, Fleetwood Mac, Def Leppard

Vilken typ av sexuella aktiviteter gör dig kåt?:
Ge Oralsex, Få Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Leksaker (Vibratorer/Dildosar/osv.), Lätt bondage, Smiskning, Rollspel, Trekant, Gemenskap Onani, Ögonbindel, Massage

Vilka faktorer är viktigast för dig när du söker en sexpartner?:
Kroppslig attraktion, Förmågan att vara diskret, Aptit på sex, Samtycker till ett sexuellt förhållande utan förpliktelser

Har du någonsin fantiserat om att ha sex med en känd person? Vem? Vad är det med dom som får dig att bli upphetsad?:
Yes, Halle Berry, Ashley Graham - they are just so beautiful
and smart and well-spoken.

Har du någonsin haft cybersex?:
Jag har provat det, men det är inte detsamma.

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