Use "ME" every night. Hey guys. Don't get too frisky too soon, I meant my body lotion that says "use me every night,....." Giggling. Well, let's do more than sex. I love sex and you will have all the time with one condition or conditions: If you are kind, sweet, respectful. Please no freaks, loosers, jerkalerts, heavier baggage than John Airport. I am very decent per. And I get very impacient with peoople that disrespect me. It's a sext site, but let's not confuse sex with low level,mediocracy, and freakness. Be my boyfriend and we can have sex all the time. It's your choice. My tastes/hobbies: I like only in small dose and or depends on my mood: From Opera to Heavy metal example: Enya, Rammstein, Ozzy, Led Zeppelin, ACDC, Dead Can Dance, Al Green, etc Gardening, Bicycle, Restaurants, Trip, etc Pleasure management: Do you fall on this category? A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.' Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity. GUYS, MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION: If you know my bra size and cup and my favorite color, then you will get bonus: a pink/rosy and voluptuous pacifier for fussy baby. Keep reading: "What Religion is Your Bra? > > A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, I'd like to buy a bra for my wife." > > "What type of bra?" asked the clerk. > > "Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?" > > "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from." > > Relieved, the man asked about the types. > > The saleslady replied "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer? > > Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. > > The saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple... > > The Catholic type supports the masses. > > The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen. > > The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright. > > And the Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills." > > Bra Sizes > > Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? > > If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed! > > {A} Almost Boobs... > > {B} Barely there. > > {C} Can't Complain! > > {D} Dang! > > {DD} Double dang! > > {E} Enormous! > > {F} Fake. > > {G} Get a Reduction. > > {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up

Mijn Ideale Persoon: He must be sweet, genuine, responsible, clean, etc.